This Sucks 80 REMEMBERING ADRIAN BROMLEY December 15th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Dimebag Darrell wasn’t the only metal luminary whose life we […]
This Sucks 340 THE NUMBER TWELVE LOOKS LIKE POO December 15th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After weeks of rumors to this effect, it’s official: The […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 3RD ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 1 OF 8 December 11th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ahh, Hannukkah. The Festival of Lights. Like every Jewish holiday, […]
Metal Jewery 100 HANUKKAH GONE METAL! December 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein As all of you goyim may or may not be […]
...And F*ck You Too 1250 YEAH, VARG. WE’RE THE RACIST ONES. THAT’S RICH. December 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Varg Vikernes, the last time he really enjoyed pussy. A […]
Tour de Force 510 OPETH: PITY THE POOR BASTARDS WHO DON’T LIVE IN ONE OF THESE SIX CITIES December 3rd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg A press release just arrived at the Mansion telling us […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE GOBBLED TURKEY November 25th, 2009 at 3:38pm Vince Neilstein We’re shuttering the Mansion early this week in celebration of […]
Admin 690 TOMORROW: DEVIN TOWNSEND SUCKS November 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We’ll keep this short and sweet. Tomorrow, The Devin Townsend […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 NOT EXACTLY A CHURCH BURNING, IS IT? November 16th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem have perhaps one of the longest and most sordid […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 DORO THE EXPLORO November 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Believe it or not, Doro is one of my guiltiest […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 200 VITO!!!!! VIIIIITOOOOOO! November 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein “Builtforsin” got all riled up in the comments of yesterday’s […]
Exclusive 220 EXCLUSIVE FREE DOWNLOAD: KATATONIA – “FORSAKER” November 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Katatonia’s Night Is the New Day comes out in the […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE October 30th, 2009 at 5:23pm Vince Neilstein Tomorrow is Halloween. This is great news, because it means […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 650 WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLACK WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR? NERGAL. October 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full props to our bestest buds at Metal Injection for […]
Tour de Force 1020 BTBAM/CYNIC/DEVIN TOWNSEND/SCALE THE SUMMIT DATES October 29th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg As promised, here are the dates for that whole Between […]
Editorials 900 “BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME ARE THE LEBRON JAMES OF METAL” October 27th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Our inboxes are aflutter with fans celebrating today’s release of […]
Contests 1,3990 BTBAM THE GREAT MISDIRECT CONTEST: WIN A WHOLE LOTTA COOL BTBAM STUFF October 27th, 2009 at 11:30am MetalSucks Between the Buried and Me‘s new opus The Great Misdirect […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 250 PAGE HAMILTON’S “ART” ONLY ACCENTUATES THE AGONIZING DEMISE OF HELMET’S CREDIBILITY October 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Wow, can this really be twentieth anniversary of Helmet? Well, […]
Retrospective 80 IT’S THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF NINE INCH NAILS’ PRETTY HATE MACHINE October 20th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg A tweet from former Nine Inch Nails touring member Danny […]
Interviews 350 JACOB BANNON OF CONVERGE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 15th, 2009 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Axe to Fall, Converge’s once-again excellent new album, is yet […]