New Stuff 0 Rwake Announce Official Release of Debut Demo, Teach Me a New Word December 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That word being “xenoglossalgia.”
A Game of Thrones 0 Nightkin (The Red Chord, The Black Dahlia Murder) Announce Debut Full-Length, Release Game of Thrones Cover December 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The wait for this album will be shorter than Peter Dinklage.
Viral Vomit 0 Happy Chanukah! Here’s Some “Jewish Metal” by Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli! December 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein He totally nails it, as always.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Thirty-Three Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Twenty-Years-Old in 2015 December 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get ready to feel either really old or really young.
Metal Tech 0 What The Pirate Bay Shutdown Means for You December 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince argues that railing against piracy is pointless and antiquated, and that the act of pirating is similarly infantile in this day and age when better, legal options exist.
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Make Firewater Now December 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The tricky moral issues surrounding the release of their new bourbon, which is called Indians.
New Stuff 0 Karyn Crisis’ Gospel of the Witches Release First Song, Make You Cry for Your “Mother” December 17th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When news of Ephel Duath’s dissolution hit the webernetsophere last week, […]
Tour de Force 0 MetalSucks Presents: The Contortionist, Revocation, Fallujah and Toothgrinder, 2015 North American Tour December 17th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks This tour is guaranteed to be a lot more entertaining than whatever else you have planned for the winter.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: Who’s NXT? December 17th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie weighs in on the WWE’s third brand.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: The Drip’s “Siren” Coup #NoFilter December 17th, 2014 at 12:00pm Anso DF A tiny awesome band’s tiny awesome EP yields a video that is …
Metal in the Media 0 Whitechapel Guitarist Stars in a Commercial for Pomade, Specializes in Grandpa Haircuts December 17th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein The ’50s are back.
The Webernets 0 The Hell Wrote a Letter to Santa, Also Wrote the Best Metal Song of 2014 December 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein EVERYBODY DIES, including Spineshank and metalcore.
Tour de Force 0 In Flames and All That Remains and Wovenwar on Tour December 17th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I promise that the whole post doesn’t rhyme.
Metal Mysteries 0 Iron Maiden May or May Not Be in the Studio! Iron Maiden May or May Not be Touring in 2015! Iron Maiden May or May Not Have Overactive Bladders!!! December 17th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg New fan club Christmas card leads to some Lost-style Easter Egg hunting.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 Horsehunter Chronicle the World’s Second-Most Pleasant Death in New Song December 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Something tells me this band and I are gonna get along.
A Game of Thrones 0 Killswitch Engage Recording New Song for Official Game of Thrones Mixtape December 16th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metalcore is coming.
New Stuff 0 Lord Dying Have “An Open Sore” December 16th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Horrible Band Ruins the Very Concept of Breakfast December 16th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you.
Cinemetal 0 Metal Grasshopper, Episode 5: Phil and Dave Go To Couples Therapy December 16th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein In which they attempt to reinvent the steel.
Cinemetal 0 Artificial Brain’s New Computer Animated Music Video is Super Trippy December 16th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein From one of the year’s best death metal albums.
