Punishing Pictorials 0 Unlikely Endorsement Deals for Metal Musicians April 8th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks
Events 0 MetalSucks Presents: Trondheim Metalfest 2015, Coming This October in Norway! April 8th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The lineup so far features Aura Noir, Rotting Christ, Primordial, Anaal Nathrakh and more.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Hells Yeah: Hells Headbangers Fest Returns with Inquisition, High Spirits April 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Anso DF The second Hells Headbash’s 35 acts range from crust metal to scum metal, the horribly awesome to the awesomely horrible
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: EarLEE Exit April 8th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Eddie analyzes the surprise retirement of AJ Lee and shares the best Ric Flair story of all time.
Cinemetal 0 Behemoth Release “Messe Noire” Video as a Tribute to H.R. Giger April 8th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two words: Cree. Pee.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Town Portal, Engines of Gnosis, Valve April 8th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Unsigned bands are the best bands.
New Stuff 0 Take a “Stab” at the New Six Feet Under Song April 8th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Examine the second side of Six Feet Under’s dueling personalities.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Premiere: Abiotic, “Molecular Rematerialization” April 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Listen to the newest track from the Floridian tech-death bruisers.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Royal Thunder Perform Acoustic Rendition of “Time Machine” for Intimate Record Release Celebration April 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mlny Parsonz’ voice is so good it should be a crime.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Rivers of Nihil Complete Recording Sophomore Album April 8th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Check out some quick video clips of new music from the studio.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Kirk Hammett Verifies That Metallica Will Allow Fans to Listen to Their New Album April 8th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Also, the album will contain songs!
What the...?? 0 Vital Remains Get into Mid-Show Tiff with Club Owner Over Jesus and Cross Hanging on Stage April 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein “Fuck that fuckin’ piece of shit hangin’ on that fuckin’ cross. He can suck my fuckin’ cock in hell, and maybe you should look into what bands you book before we get in here!”
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Denny’s Customer Fulfills World’s Collective Lifelong Dream, Punches Marilyn Manson in the Face April 8th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Just one of the many reasons you should never eat at a Denny’s.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Twisted Sister Announces Fill-In Drummer, Blasts Late Drummer April 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Hint: He has experience replacing a suddenly dead drummer.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! April 7th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s logo is friggin’ HARD!
Cinemetal 0 “Watcher in the Dark”: Pallbearer’s First-Ever Music Video is Super Pallbearery April 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Which is to say it’s slow, expansive, and best enjoyed with hallucinogenics.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Jeff Hanneman Won’t Be on the New Slayer Album After All April 7th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But he did WRITE one of the songs on the album (we think).
Cinemetal 0 Watch Last Night’s Pro-Shot At the Gates Concert April 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you close your eyes, you can practically smell the B.O.!
Haterade 0 16 Things in the Modern Heavy Metal Scene That Need to Stop RIGHT NOW April 7th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks People that argue about sub-genres. Overly sweaty dudes that get into fights in moshpits and then hug each other. Overzealous local bands that win Battle of the Bands and then complain about their early time slot. And more!
Tour de Force 0 Faith No More and Refused Announce Hippest Reunion Tour of the Year April 7th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whomever thought of this bill deserves a big pat on the back.
