Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Creed’s Scott Stapp is Broke, Living at a Holiday Inn November 26th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I guess no one has their arms wide open to welcome this dingleberry.
This Sucks 0 The Acacia Strain’s Parked Van Hit By Drunk Driver November 26th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Thankfully everyone is OK, but the band may miss their Canadian dates.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Five Guitarists and Five Drummers We’d Be Happy to See Join Megadeth November 26th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Who will be Dave Mustaine’s next glorified secretaries?!?!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Guitarist Chris Broderick and Drummer Shawn Drover BOTH Quit Megadeth November 26th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A fishy situation made extra-fishy by the timing.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Vinyl Copies of Cradle of Filth’s V-Empire and The Principle of Evil Made Flesh! November 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Jesus is a cunt Cradle of Filth fan.
New Stuff 0 Lord Dying are Suffering from “A Wound Outside of Time” November 25th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whatever the hell that is. Good song, though.
Metal in the Media 0 “Burzum” Designated a Meteorological Term November 25th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg E.g., “Lightning followed by Burzum.”
New Stuff 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Streaming Black Dahlia Friday Release, Grind ‘Em All November 25th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just the kick in the nuts you need to get you through seeing your family this week.
The Webernets 0 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About The Identical Harp Twins, Camille and Kennerly November 25th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Where are they from? Do they always dress the same? WHO ARE THEY??
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 Listen to Vince Neilstein Host the Bandcamp Podcast! November 25th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Along with Rob Pasbani of Metal Injection and Bob Lugowe of Relapse Records, we bullshit about metal, suck Bandcamp’s balls, jam some of our favorite tunes and interview special guests Red Fang.
Viral Vomit 0 Things Metal Vocalists Say November 25th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s funny because it’s true.
Reviews 0 Ne Obliviscaris’ Citadel: Another Helping of Jewel-Encrusted Sorcerer-Elephant Metal November 25th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks “I rode a ladder that climbed across the nations, there’s fifty million feet of earth…” C’mon and sing with me if you know it!
New Stuff 0 The Consensus on Descensus is That Circa Survive Still Rock November 25th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein The long-running prog rockers make their Sumerian Records debut.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 12: Battles of Different Kinds in AFC North and NFC South November 25th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Plus: a recap of the Ravens victory over the Saints on Monday Night Football.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Cinemetal Review: It’s Elderly Blind Vet Vs. Werewolf in Late Phases November 25th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like a comedy, but it’s not very funny.
Metal Metsieh 0 Black Friday Week Deals for Metalheads November 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Deals on metal albums, headphones and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 25, 2014 November 25th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Shop ’til you drop for Karne, Thomas Giles, Wayfarer (again), Attila, Cripper, Desecravity, and tons more!
\m/ 0 How Dimebag Darrell Taught Dave Grohl How to Be The Coolest Guy Ever November 25th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Do you love Dave Grohl or despise him? Your opinion might change after reading about his early life encounter with Dimebag.
New Stuff 0 Stream or Bust: AC/DC’s New Album Available for Your ROCKING Pleasure November 25th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg ROCK!
Br00tal-lists 0 For What are Metal Musicians Thankful? November 24th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Totally speculating here, but if I had to guess…
0 - Report: “The Number of Heavy Metal Bands in a Given Country is Associated with its Wealth and Affluence”