...And F*ck You Too 0 Cronos from Venom Has His Finger on the Pulse of Modern Music, Feminism March 18th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
New Stuff 0 There’s (Hopefully) Going To Be A New Meshuggah Record In 2016 March 18th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Tomas Haake checks in from the studio with some good news and drum tips.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: All for None March 18th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie takes a look back at 1998’s Brawl for All.
Cinemetal 0 “Toxic Pretender”: It Looks Like Vanna Had a Lotta Fun Making Their New Video March 18th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you can have a lotta fun watching it!
New Stuff 0 Go “Downward” on Meek is Murder March 18th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In which we contemplate the pleasures of the band’s latest offering, as well as their use of the adjective suffix “ward.”
This Sucks 0 Some Cockstain In Dallas Broke Into Harm’s Way’s Van March 18th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus The apostrophe-challenged Chicago brawlers lose everything in Dallas.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 The Devil Wears Prada Down One Founding Fashionable Devil March 18th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Founding guitarist Chris Rubey has left the building.
Tour de Force 0 Misery Index and Lord Dying To Crack Nuts on Tour March 18th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tchaikovsky only WISHES he could cut crack as many nuts as these dudes.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! March 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This band’s inability to understand the values of branding is your chance to win some free shit.
Tour de Force 0 Euroblast XI Adds Ten Bands to the Bill March 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks New additions include Modern Day Babylon, Heavy Metal Ninjas, and The Hirsch Effekt.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Cattle Decapitation’s New Album is Done and Ready to Decapitate Cattle March 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Album will be released mid-summer, says the band.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Yup, Juliette Lewis Is The Singer For Dillinger/Mastodon Supergroup March 17th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Giraffe Tongue Orchestra’s latest giraffe tongue has an Oscar nomination.
Metal in the Media 0 Associated Press Confuses Millionaire Murderer of People, Robert Durst, for Millionaire Murderer of Good Taste, Fred Durst March 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sadly, the error did not result in Fred Durst’s arrest.
Haterade 0 Church Tongue Sets Guitarist on Fire, Find Band Still Blows Anyway March 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rammstein they ain’t.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
\m/ 0 Happy St. Patrick’s Day From MetalSucks March 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Get hammered to a soundtrack of Irish metal bands! And then, later, puke to a soundtrack of Irish metal bands!
Tour de Force 0 BT-SHA-ZAM! Between the Buried and Me Announce New Album, Tour with Animals as Leaders and The Contortionist March 17th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg In related news, neither BTBAM nor Animals as Leaders nor The Contortionist will be on this year’s Summer Slaughter or Mayhem Fest.
Tour de Force 0 Tour Announcement: Today Is The Day Are Hitting The Road With Lazer/Wulf March 17th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus It will be the band’s first tour since last November’s horrible van accident.
Cinemetal 0 Phil Anselmo Is Making Music With Horror Royalty March 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Down frontman is making an album with Bill Mosely, star of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and Rob Zombie’s The Devil’s Rejects.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 17, 2015 March 17th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund This week’s Heavy New Releases tip: The album with pyramids on its cover is not by the band called Pyramids!
