Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica May Never Record Their New Album December 12th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS CHRIST JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.
What the...?? 0 You Need This Misfits Emoji Pack! December 12th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Best emoji set ever! Sadly there aren’t yet any Glenn Danzig emoji about french onion soup or moving bricks.
Black Collar Workers 0 Linkin Park Fire Their Managers for Making Them Too Successful December 12th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And just fifteen years too late.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Cover of the New All That Remains Album December 12th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Admire the beautiful wrapping paper on a box full of shit.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Devin Townsend’s New Animated Video for “March of the Poozers,” Starring Giant Singing Nutsacks December 12th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein In which we finally learn what a Poozer is, and it’s way more hairy than expected.
Editorials 0 Scott Stapp Thought He Was a CIA Agent Assigned to Kill President Obama December 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You couldn’t make this shit up.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 And the New Drummer of Megadeth is… December 12th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein … a green blob!
Retrospective 0 Revelations About Korn’s Debut Album That Make a LOT of Sense: Fieldy Hates Bass, Jonathan Davis Loves Meth December 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Meth: the drug that makes crack seem classy!
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Mystery Metal Vinyl December 11th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein My lonestar is THIS big.
Black Collar Workers 0 Battle in the North: Immortal Members Now Legally Fighting Over the Band’s Name December 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Forget Abbath, what he needs is Alawyah.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Latest Hall of Fame Inductee is Such a Spazz December 11th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Specifically, the album La Revancha by Spazz.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Psycroptic Rip It in New Music Video for “Echoes to Come” December 11th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Yup, this band’s still got it.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 New genre alert: #EZCRAB December 11th, 2014 at 3:00pm Sergeant D The sensation that’s sweeping the nation!
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Lifeless One, Fugle December 11th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Two completely different unsigned bands that have impressed us recently.
New Stuff 0 Is Unsacred’s False Light Tr00? December 11th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And, more importantly… is it good?
...And F*ck You Too 0 If Metal Bands Were Holidays… December 11th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck Christmas. What I want is Passoverkill, Purimmolation, and Rosh Hashamonamarth.
Slave to the Grind 0 Grind N’ Roll: Stream Call of the Void’s New Ripper “Cold Hands” Right Now December 11th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s the first track we’re hearing from the Colorado grind n’ roll outfit’s new album Ageless.
A View From the Pit 0 Photos: Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, and Exodus in Upper Darby, PA, November 30, 2014 December 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks SSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYERRRRRRR!!!!!
This Sucks 0 Ephel Duath are Dunzo December 11th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Davide Tiso puts an end to his progressive metal project after 16 years.
Metal Merch 0 Former Judas Priest Guitarist K.K. Downing Goes From Performer to Perfumer December 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Smells like elderly spirit.
