Tour de Force 0 In Flames and All That Remains and Wovenwar on Tour December 17th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I promise that the whole post doesn’t rhyme.
Metal Mysteries 0 Iron Maiden May or May Not Be in the Studio! Iron Maiden May or May Not be Touring in 2015! Iron Maiden May or May Not Have Overactive Bladders!!! December 17th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg New fan club Christmas card leads to some Lost-style Easter Egg hunting.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 Horsehunter Chronicle the World’s Second-Most Pleasant Death in New Song December 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Something tells me this band and I are gonna get along.
A Game of Thrones 0 Killswitch Engage Recording New Song for Official Game of Thrones Mixtape December 16th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metalcore is coming.
New Stuff 0 Lord Dying Have “An Open Sore” December 16th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Horrible Band Ruins the Very Concept of Breakfast December 16th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you.
Cinemetal 0 Metal Grasshopper, Episode 5: Phil and Dave Go To Couples Therapy December 16th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein In which they attempt to reinvent the steel.
Cinemetal 0 Artificial Brain’s New Computer Animated Music Video is Super Trippy December 16th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein From one of the year’s best death metal albums.
Cinemetal 0 Which Oscar Nominee Will Appear on the Debut Album by Mastodon/Dillinger Escape Plan Supergroup Giraffe Tongue Orchestra? December 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: she’s a natural born killer.
The Webernets 0 Blake Judd’s Metal-Archives.com Entry is Hilarious December 16th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein First line: “Blake Judd is a prolific scammer who collects money for merchandise and does not send it.”
Tour de Force 0 Electric Wizard: Time to Tour December 16th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t forget to go to one of these shows, you weedhead.
New Stuff 0 Coma Cluster Void: Now There’s a TEN-String Guitar Death Metal Band (and They’re Really Good!) December 16th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein RIYL: Ulcerate, Nero di Marte, Dysrhythmia.
New Stuff 0 Ex-Dillinger Escape Plan Guitarist Jeff Tuttle Resurfaces in Malo Konjche December 16th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Sounds kind of like a post-punkified Steely Dan.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Cobalt Set New Record for “Shortest Reunion Ever” December 16th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This year has really been a roller coaster ride of emotions for fans of the Colorado black metal duo.
Cinemetal 0 Sock Puppet Parody Parodies Immortal, Jesus’ Birthday December 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hail Santa.
Tour de Force 0 Enslaved Announce Tour with YOB and Ecstatic Vision December 16th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We have dates inside.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: December 16-30, 2014 December 16th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund 2014’s final STCOT crams into your life new jams by Traitor, Lich King, Vircolac, Ascension, Pineal, and more.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 2015 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS December 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D As we gather here tonight, the state of our scene is strong.
Greatest Hits 0 Rigged: Slipknot Percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan December 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The world class percussionist teaches you about the best kegs, bats, and more to get that special Slipknot sound.
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #31: Deja Vu December 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know it’s gonna be great because it has a guest appearance by the dude from Attila.
