Tweet Twat 0 Slipknot’s Clown Anthropomorphize His Mask, Accuses it of Attempted Murder March 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whoa whoa whoa, that’s a serious accusation, bruh!” responds Buckethead’s bucket.
Tour de Force 0 God Damn! Slayer, Anthrax, Exodus, Hatebreed, Suicidal Tendencies and More Scheduled For Motörhead’s Motörboat Cruise! March 18th, 2015 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Easily the biggest-name cruise line-up we’ve ever seen.
Events 0 MetalSucks and Metal Injection Present: Heavy Metal Happy Hour at Over the Eight! March 18th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Come get sloshed with us, won’t you?
Metal Merch 0 Sumerian Records Now Making Sneakers for Periphery, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, and More March 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know there’s a “Sumeriancore” joke to be made here…
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Slash, Mayhem, Coal Chamber and Others Earn to Play Shows? March 18th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Classic Guns N’ Roses Line-Up Announce New Album!!! March 18th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m totally messing with you, it’s just some live recordings from back in the day.
Editorials 0 Informal Reader Poll: Whose Message Has Changed? March 18th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Which bands mean something very different today than they once did?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Cronos from Venom Has His Finger on the Pulse of Modern Music, Feminism March 18th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
New Stuff 0 There’s (Hopefully) Going To Be A New Meshuggah Record In 2016 March 18th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Tomas Haake checks in from the studio with some good news and drum tips.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: All for None March 18th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie takes a look back at 1998’s Brawl for All.
Cinemetal 0 “Toxic Pretender”: It Looks Like Vanna Had a Lotta Fun Making Their New Video March 18th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you can have a lotta fun watching it!
New Stuff 0 Go “Downward” on Meek is Murder March 18th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In which we contemplate the pleasures of the band’s latest offering, as well as their use of the adjective suffix “ward.”
This Sucks 0 Some Cockstain In Dallas Broke Into Harm’s Way’s Van March 18th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus The apostrophe-challenged Chicago brawlers lose everything in Dallas.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 The Devil Wears Prada Down One Founding Fashionable Devil March 18th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Founding guitarist Chris Rubey has left the building.
Tour de Force 0 Misery Index and Lord Dying To Crack Nuts on Tour March 18th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tchaikovsky only WISHES he could cut crack as many nuts as these dudes.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! March 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This band’s inability to understand the values of branding is your chance to win some free shit.
Tour de Force 0 Euroblast XI Adds Ten Bands to the Bill March 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks New additions include Modern Day Babylon, Heavy Metal Ninjas, and The Hirsch Effekt.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Cattle Decapitation’s New Album is Done and Ready to Decapitate Cattle March 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Album will be released mid-summer, says the band.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Yup, Juliette Lewis Is The Singer For Dillinger/Mastodon Supergroup March 17th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Giraffe Tongue Orchestra’s latest giraffe tongue has an Oscar nomination.
Metal in the Media 0 Associated Press Confuses Millionaire Murderer of People, Robert Durst, for Millionaire Murderer of Good Taste, Fred Durst March 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sadly, the error did not result in Fred Durst’s arrest.
