Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
...And F*ck You Too 370 SOUNDGARDEN AND KORN COMPETING FOR “LAZIEST BAND EVER” AWARD January 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fieldy ain’t no Scotty Griffin. There’s no actual connection between […]
Tweet Twat 100 HEAVEN SHALL BURN ARE A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER January 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I never pay attention to trending topics on Twitter, because […]
Br00tal-lists 440 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VII December 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF KYLESA, DARKTHRONE, BRUTAL TRUTH, KATAKLYSM, 3 INCHES […]
Br00tal-lists 770 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI December 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, AT THE GATES, DISFEAR, MACHINE […]
Br00tal-lists 190 SATAN ROSENBLOOM’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:30pm Satan Rosenbloom 1. Ludicra, The Tenant (Profound Lore) While I’ve been impressed […]
Br00tal-lists 150 LEYLA FORD’S TOP FIFTEEN, ER, TEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I actually really hate making best of lists. If it’s […]
Br00tal-lists 490 “GRIM KIM” KELLY’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 11:00am MetalSucks I’m only an occasional contributor to this fine website, but […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 JUPITER‘S RETURN’S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART II) October 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Anso DF In the early moments of our conversation, I confirmed with […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 530 JUPITER‘S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART ONE) October 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Anso DF The return of Atheist was destined. After all, it comes […]
Cinemetal 60 REZNORWATCH: MORE ON THE SOCIAL NETWORK SCORE, AND THE YEAR ZERO TELEVISION SERIES AIN’T DEAD YET? September 30th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Trent Reznor may have dissolved Nine Inch Nails, but the […]
Ask Oderus 570 THE RETURN OF ASK ODERUS: GWAR’S MIGHTY FRONT MAN ANSWERS YOUR QUERIES!!! September 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks You asked, and he answered! Here’s Gwar‘s Oderus Urungus, the […]
Editorials 760 DOES KISS STILL MATTER? September 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks On Saturday night, I ventured deep into the heart of […]
Interviews 490 SLAYER’S DAVE LOMBARDO: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 31st, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks If Horatio Alger were alive today, he’d be tempted to […]
Br00tal-lists 1390 CRACK HITLER’S TOP FIVE METAL VOCALISTS (WHO WERE NEVER IN METAL BANDS) August 27th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks I’m a firm believer in the idea that being metal […]
Green Eggs and Slam 300 ALL OUT WAR’S MIKE SCORE ON METALCORE, MYSPACE, AND MORE August 20th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D It might be hard for all you self-righteous, 22 year-old […]
Interviews 560 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ROXANA SHIRAZI, AUTHOR OF THE LAST LIVING SLUT: BORN IN IRAN, BRED BACKSTAGE August 6th, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks I love reading groupie biographies. It’s sort of a hobby […]
Kingdom of Sorrow Sucks 360 ONE LAST POST FROM JAMEY JASTA BEFORE THE DAY IS THROUGH June 8th, 2010 at 11:59pm MetalSucks What’s up everyone! In celebration of the new KINGDOM OF […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 1090 ROSE FUNORAL DISCUSS THEIR NEW ALBUM, DANCING WITH THE STARS, AND A CERTAIN DEBACLE INVOLVING A CERTAIN CARD GAME June 7th, 2010 at 10:07am Axl Rosenberg Okay, everyone is familiar with The Rose Funeral “Uno Incident,” […]
