This Sucks 0 Meanwhile, Destruction’s Mexican Tour Has Been A Total Sh*tshow May 8th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Terrible security! Absentee promoters! Guitar theft at gunpoint!
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
Metal Tech 0 Cryptopsy Crowdfunding Trilogy of New EPs May 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Awesomest perk: have a member of the group appear on your band’s album!
This Sucks 0 Arsonists Get All the Girls Extinguished May 8th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band loses the game of life.
Reviews 0 King Parrot’s Dead Set: Evil Beats Angry May 8th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The Australian five-piece’s Phil Anselmo-produced sophomore record brings menace and terror.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Godsmack Join The US Military (To Release A Single) May 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus We few, we happy few, we band of… Wiccan bikers, I guess?
New Stuff 0 Let Randy Blythe Walk You Through His NYC Photo Exhibition May 8th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus I bet no one ever asked Richard Avedon to light them on fire.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Kim Dylla (Vulvatron) Says She Learned She Was Out of GWAR on the Internet; Brent Purgason (Pustulus Maximus) Says “That’s Not the Truth” May 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Oy.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Pair of 3-Day GA Passes to Heavy Montreal 2015! May 7th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fest line-up includes Slipknot, Faith No More, Lamb of God, Gorguts, Ihsahn, and more!
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Fantasy Casting Choosing Death: The Movie May 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Sean Penn as Chris Reifert! Colin Farrell as Mick Harris! Albert Mudrian as Chuck Schuldiner???
Reviews 0 Anxiety’s Kiss: Coliseum Fall In The Uncanny Valley May 7th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus It just sounds a little too much like U2.
Cinemetal 0 “The Dire Womb of Winter” Doesn’t Sound Very Pro-Fetus, Profetus May 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus False advertising.
New Stuff 0 “Survival Is Strange,” But So Is Fight Amp May 7th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus The second new track from the Philly rockers’ upcoming album.
Cinemetal 0 Vattnet Viskar’s “Colony” Video is a Real Challenger May 7th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Too soon?
This Sucks 0 Christian Group Issues “First Warning” Against France’s Hellfest, Does Not Seem to Understand Jesus’ Teachings May 7th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Turn the other cheek… OR DIE!”
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: The Old Corgan Try May 7th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Eddie examines what impact the Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan will have for TNA now that’s he a booker.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 GWAR Lose Kim Dylla, Keep Vulvatron May 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because multiple musicians can play the same character in GWAR. Also, there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny.
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 Celebrate the Jewish Holiday of Lag B’Omer with Watain May 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg God of Accounting… manifest! (And yes I know that’s Gaahl.) (And yes I know Gaahl isn’t in Watain.)
Editorials 0 Maria Brink Really, Really Wants To Be Beyonce May 7th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Unless “Sex Metal Barbie” is about one of the other In This Moment dudes.
New Stuff 0 Ecstatic Vision (ex-A Life Once Lost) Won’t “Kill the Vibe” May 7th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Band debuts debut single from debut album, word “debut” starts to sound really funny if you say it too much. Debut.
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