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50 Shades of Slay

June 12th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus

I wanna see you motherfuckers getting erotic up in this pit!

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Jungle Rot Fight Where Max Cavalera Stands

June 12th, 2015 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg

Soulfly mastermind guests on new track from Wisconsin death metal quartet.

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Lamb of God’s “512” Video: Murder, Guilt, and Glee

June 12th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

I have no idea what’s happening in this video, but at least the song wrecks.

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Taake North American Tour Postponed :(

June 11th, 2015 at 5:48pm MetalSucks

There’s a possibility the band’s two NYC dates will be salvaged.

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Photo Caption Contest: Win a Prize Pack of Three Razor Reissues

June 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein

Caption this photo, win some thrash metal.

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Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Summer Issues Will Be Cool as Ice

June 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Actual ice. Not that d-bag rapper.

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Poll: Should Anthrax Keep Playing John Bush-Era Songs?

June 11th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

John Bush thinks so, but I feel conflicted about it. Your thoughts, ladies and gentlemen?

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Tumbler Of The Beast: Linie Aquavit

June 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus

A delicious Norwegian that liquor has seen more of the world than most Vikings.

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Between the Buried and Me’s Coma Ecliptic Reviewed in Latest “Critical Condition” Video

June 11th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

MetalSucks contributor Crash Thompson returns with another episode of “Critical Condition.” This time he sets his targets on Coma Ecliptic, the seventh original studio album (and eight overall) by long-running North Carolina progressive metallers Between the Buried and Me.

How does Coma Ecliptic stand up against Between the Buried and Me’s most recent work? What about how it compares to their earlier classics? What’s new this time around? Watch to find out.

Black Collar Workers 0

Electric Wizard’s Time to Die Removed from Retail and Streaming Outlets in Wake of Financial Dispute Between the Band and Former Drummer Mark Greening

June 11th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

If you don’t already own this album, it might be awhile before you can buy it — or even stream it.

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A Spanish Fan Has Seen Iron Maiden 230 Times

June 11th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

More metal than thou.

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Mark for War: ROH ROH ROH Your Show

June 11th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks

ROH debuts its new television program. Also: the Hulk Hogan/CM Punk Twitter Feud.