Lolz 0 Crust-Punk Porn is Independent, Cruelty Free, Makes You Feel Bad They Have A Dog August 26th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Disfacial.
Metal in the Media 0 AC/DC: The Preferred Soundtrack of the Militantly Monogamous August 26th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg What’s their connection to the Ashley Madison hackers?
What the...?? 0 Yngwie Malmsteen Unleashes His “Fury” Upon the World of Fine Art August 26th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Yngwie is flipping the art world on its head with his pioneering work.
Rampant Rumors 0 Guy Who Owns a Bar Says Guns N’ Roses Reunion is a Go August 26th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg But has anyone confirmed with the proprietor of the local pizzeria?
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The 2015 Gwar-B-Q Edition August 26th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Nice threads! And a can of Oderus Ale to boot.
New Stuff 0 “Awesomecore” Band ChuggaBoom: U Laugh? August 26th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The next The Hell? I’m not convinced…
Tour de Force 0 Fit For Some Tour Dates August 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Fit For an Autopsy will do a brief tour of the Eastern US this October with Old Wounds.
Black Collar Workers 0 Decapitated Want to Decapitate Earache Records August 26th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Label pulls albums from digital platforms as a result of a legal battle with the band.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! August 25th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The logos are back, and less readable than ever.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Zombi are a Bunch of “Mission Creeps” August 25th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Another song from the “horror film soundtrack” electronic duo.
New Stuff 0 Total Coverage: Motörhead Does The Rolling Stones, Hurtsmile Does Groucho Marx August 25th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Take a wild guess as to which one of these covers is actually good.
Friggin' Danzig 0 Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are Going to Portlandia August 25th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This makes everything alright.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 25-28: Ozzy Osbourne vs. Gene Simmons, Carla Harvey vs. Heidi Shepard, Courtney Love vs. Marilyn Manson, Frank Palmeri vs. Johnny Plague August 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz slap.
New Stuff 0 The New Tsjuder Track Is Like Running A Black Metal Gauntlet August 25th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Enjoy this furious new track from their upcoming album.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ugly Kid Joe are Uglier Than They Used Ta Be August 25th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Probably because Sonny Mayo is in the band now.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Forming the Void, MeridieM, Mothra August 25th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Do you like discovering brand new bands and being ahead of the curve? Well then get in here!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Album Stream: Cavern, Outsiders August 25th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks “Tracks like “Hawkeye” and “Cloud Chaser” are on par with Red-era Baroness, with heavy influences from Mastodon and Russian Circles coming into play throughout.”
Rampant Rumors 0 Sexy Theory: The Color of the New Baroness Album Will Be… August 25th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: it’s the color of royalty.
Lolz 0 Take This Clickhole Quiz To See If You’re Truly A Metallica Megafan August 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even know the lyrics to “Sour Attitude,” bro?
