Guest Columns 0 I Played Metal On The Streets For Money. Guess How Much I Made! April 13th, 2017 at 12:45pm MetalSucks How many constipated-looking Asian dudes do you see playing metal while actively trying to headbang his skull out of his skin?
Metal Ways To Die 0 Metal Ways To Die: Spontaneous Human Combustion January 18th, 2017 at 4:23pm Emperor Rhombus Explosions in this guy.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: January 6, 2017 January 6th, 2017 at 10:25am Anso DF Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases! Welcome to 2017 metal!!!
Editorials 0 Video: King 810’s David Gunn Addresses Detroit Concert Cancellation December 19th, 2016 at 9:49am Axl Rosenberg The band refused to leave their weapons outside the venue “for our own security and protection,” says the vocalist.
Editorials 0 King 810’s David Gunn Comments on Chicago Cancellation December 2nd, 2016 at 3:52pm Axl Rosenberg “We don’t apologize for anything,” says frontman.
Editorials 0 Chicago King 810 Show Cancelled Due to Neighborhood Complaints Regarding “Excessive Use of Guns and Violent Imagery” December 2nd, 2016 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg Is it censorship, or just stupidity?
Pummeling Politics 0 Randy Blythe Offers Not-So-Brief Recap of His Trip to the Standing Rock Protests December 1st, 2016 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg “I saw rifles, grenade launchers, safety-orange shotguns, large pepper-spray canisters resembling fire extinguishers and a few water hoses that were rolled out.”
New Stuff 0 Here’s the New Vaguely Islamophobic Hour of Penance Track, “XXI Century Imperial Crusade” November 28th, 2016 at 10:10am Vince Neilstein Vocalist Paolo Pieri: “unless we take a strong stand in defense of our Western values, we risk falling into chaos because of a weak and coward enemy stubbornly convinced of his senseless laws.”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 9: Halfway House November 7th, 2016 at 3:05pm MetalSucks The Giants are looking good, the Panthers are looking bad, the Ravens and Steelers strive for mediocrity and Rob Ryan’s hair is metal.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Corey Taylor Says Slipknot Management and Roadrunner Records Wouldn’t Allow Him to Join Anthrax October 24th, 2016 at 2:21pm Vince Neilstein Remember when Taylor almost joined Anthrax? How awesome would that’ve been?
Retrospective 0 Reign in Blood Turns 30: Ten Myths and Misconceptions about Slayer’s Thrash Classic Dismantled October 7th, 2016 at 10:00am MetalSucks Slayer biographer D.X. Ferris drops some knowledge on the birthday of one of metal’s most important and influential albums.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2016 September 30th, 2016 at 9:15am Anso DF Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!
Level Up 0 The Gears of War 4 Trailer Features a Soft Rock Cover of “Nothing Else Matters” September 20th, 2016 at 3:44pm Emperor Rhombus Guys, you know what’s better than stripped-down metal covers? Metal. Who knew, right?
Tour de Force 0 Battlecross Announce Tour with Allegaeon and Necromancing the Stone September 20th, 2016 at 2:45pm Axl Rosenberg Get in here for dates.
Editorials 0 Devil You Know: “We’re Ardent Supporters of the Shooting Sports Lifestyle, and Zealous Second Amendment Supporters” September 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The band is teaming up with Legally Armed America, which is exactly what you think it is.
Breaking the Law 0 A Bomb Squad Was Called to Wes Scantlin’s House August 24th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus This guy’s life is a Florida police blotter.
Cinemetal 0 Sinsaenum Blow Their Entire Fake Blood Budget on “Splendor and Agony” July 12th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus A new video from the death metal supergroup featuring current and former members of Slipknot, Chimaira, Mayhem, and Dragonforce.
Lolz 0 James Hetfield to Voice Some Sort of Flying Amphibian on Upcoming Kids Show June 17th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus What we need’s another war.
Cinemetal 0 Rob Zombie Does What Rob Zombie Does Best in “The Life and Times of a Teenage Rock God” June 13th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Namely gyrating, pointing at the camera, and casting his wife.