Editorials 480 CH-CH-CH-CHANGES: WHY BANDS YOU LIKE START SUCKING (PART 2 OF 6: YOU THINK YOU’RE PIMPSAUCE / JEFF FOXWORTHY) September 9th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks There comes a time in the life of any moderately […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 570 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: ENCORE September 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks 1 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: ENCORE” width=”500″ height=”373″ /> […]
Interviews 120 THE ACCÜSED’S TOM NIEMEYER: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 30th, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom The Accüsed turned thirty this year. What did they do […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2700 THE EVOLUTION OF DEATHCORE: A FRAMEWORK FOR ANALYSIS August 15th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Ask 100 people their definition of deathcore, and you’ll get […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 30 STEEL THE FEEL: PRODUCER JAY RUSTON TALKS WORSHIP MUSIC, STEEL PANTHER #2, AND DESMOND CHILD August 11th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF Jay Ruston photo by Josh Reeder; Brian Posehn/Brett Anderson photo […]
Interviews 240 ALL SHALL PERISH’S BEN ORUM VS. METALSUCKS: ROUND TWO! July 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We first interviewed All Shall Perish guitarist Ben Orum just […]
Green Eggs and Slam 470 HOW TO PARTY, RINGWORM STYLE July 12th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D As anyone else over 30 knows, there was once a […]
The Bravest Man In Metal 80 THE BRAVEST MAN IN METAL: THE KEN MODE TOUR EDITION – PART II June 24th, 2011 at 4:20pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Can I make one thing clear? The debut Bravest Man […]
Reviews 870 COREY’S MAY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST June 22nd, 2011 at 2:30pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Necrolust 1510 NECROLUST: IS GHOST THE NEW LITURGY? June 17th, 2011 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Photo by Alex York Okay, before I even get into any […]
Freeloader 110 FREELOADER: A GREENBERGIAN ANALYSIS OF FOUR ALBUMS BY LONELY DUDES June 6th, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Cinemetal 370 JENNIFER’S BODY: ANOTHER UNDERRATED CINEMETALLIC MASTERPIECE? June 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Jennifer’s Body was screwed before a single image flickered in […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 970 #24: CHRIS LETCHFORD (SCALE THE SUMMIT) May 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 8: DOES THE NOISE FROM STEVEN TYLER’S MOUTH BOTHER YOU? April 29th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Me and Idol Remains were on well-earned hiatus last week, […]
Exclusive 630 MetalSucks Exclusive Pt. II: One Year Later, Peter Steele’s People Speak About His Life, His Music, And His Last Days April 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF If they weren’t laughing with me, okay; if they want […]
Admin 410 PRESENTING THE METALSUCKS FAN PACK, EXCLUSIVELY AT F.Y.E. April 8th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is oh-so-very happy to be teaming up with RED […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 IDOL REMAINS 5: “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA, ELTON.” April 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF In preparation for Idol Remains, I usually steel myself with […]
Show Reviews 130 SXSW METAL REPORT, DAY 2: KVELLING OVER KVELERTAK March 22nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein [Read my Day One recap here. -Ed.] If Kvelertak aren’t […]
Necrolust 260 NECROLUST: WARNING ARE REBORN AS 40 WATT SUN, AND NEGATIVE PLANE DON’T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT AMERICAN BLACK METAL February 18th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Hey dudes and ladies, here are a couple bands I’ve […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
