Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13-16: Pantera Vs. Hellyeah, Marilyn Manson Vs. Mushroomhead, Suffokate Vs. Job for a Cowboy, Attack Attack! Vs. Vampires Everywhere! July 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ever seen Sophie’s Choice?
Tour de Force 0 Black Sabbath Announce Full North American Tour April 25th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Three old men, three old men, see how they can’t run, see how they can’t run…
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kiss Kitty Hello March 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Gene and Paul announce new animated series, intention to make you pay for the privilege of watching as they rape your children.
Reviews 0 Hypocrisy’s End of Disclosure is Chock-Full of the Melodic Riffy Goodness You’ve Been Craving March 18th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks It’s refreshing to hear a new Hypocrisy album that’s both extremely familiar and entirely new.
New Stuff 0 New Zozobra Track “Venom Hell” Goes Hard March 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Three-fourths of Cave In are in top-notch, heavy form.
New Stuff 0 This is Hell Wrote An Awesome Thrash Song January 14th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m seriously not sure we can even call this hardcore.
Cinemetal 0 This Live Footage of Behemoth Playing on the Barge to Hell Cruise Makes Us Jealous We Missed the Boat December 14th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Behemoth play “Ov Fire and The Void.” Also: a 7-minute wrap-up report of the Barge to Hell cruise.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 The Last Completely Unreadable Band Logo of 2012! Win a Copy of Hell Militia’s Jacob’s Ladder! December 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DANCE (until 2013)!!!!!!!!
Editorials 0 Miss Those Quicksand Reunion Shows? You’re in Luck: Now There’s a Full Tour November 27th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Seminal band reunites for a few weeks of U.S. and Canadian shows this January.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Agoraphobic Nosebleed Working On Multiple Full-Lengths November 5th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg One for each of the band’s vocalists.
Tour de Force 0 TERRIFIC NEWS, PART 1: FULL MARYLAND DEATHFEST LINE-UP ANNOUNCED October 10th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg In one moment, Phil Anselmo found a way to simultaneously […]
Music Premieres 0 EXCLUSIVE FULL-ALBUM STREAM: SYLOSIS’ MONOLITH October 2nd, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Last week, we gushed about how much we love Monolith, […]
New Stuff 0 LISTENING TO EARLY GRAVES IS NOT “PURE HELL” September 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re ready for some filthy grindy goodness, head over […]
What the...?? 0 WOMAN WHO REALLY, REALLY LOVES AC/DC’S “HIGHWAY TO HELL” ARRESTED FOUR TIMES IN TWENTY-SIX HOURS September 4th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone loves AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell,” right? It’s inarguably one […]
Metal in the Media 0 GWAR GOODNESS: ODERUS REVIEWS HELLYEAH FOR DECIBEL, BAND ANNOUNCES TOUR WITH DEVILDRIVER, CANCER BATS, AND LEGACY OF DISORDER July 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s not one but two gems for all of our fellow […]
Music Premieres 0 EXCLUSIVE FULL-ALBUM STREAM: DYING FETUS’ REIGN SUPREME June 18th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks HELL YES! Tomorrow, June 19, the unfuckwithable Dying Fetus will release […]
Unsigned and Unholy 0 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: HELLTRAIN, BURWEED, ZELLIAK June 13th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This week’s edition of Unsigned & Unholy is one of […]
Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S MARCH 2012 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) – PART 2 June 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell To recap: March 2012 was FUCKING STELLAR!!! Here’s the first […]
Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S MARCH 2012 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) – PART 1 May 29th, 2012 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell I always fall behind on these damn reviews after SXSW […]
New Stuff 0 STAIRWAY TO HELL: THE NEW UGLY KID JOE EP IS… OKAY May 29th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Stairway to Hell, Ugly Kid Joe’s reunion EP, wasn’t scheduled […]