Cinemetal 50 SAMMY HAGAR YOU ARE PRECIOUS PART II April 21st, 2011 at 12:00pm Anso DF Sammy Hagar is a goofy dude, but for the open-hearted, […]
Music Dorkery 60 WAH-CHICKA-WAH-WAH March 14th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein No guitar pedal is more well-known and widely used (or […]
Metal Merch 320 METAL CORSETS: THE NEXT COLOSSAL WASTE OF MONEY November 18th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I am a big fan of corsets. The comfort of […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1170 BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART: SHREDDING 4 CHRIST September 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D One of the greatest tragedies since the Holocaust is the […]
Admin 600 OUR 10,000TH POST!!! September 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks To the MetalSucks Maniac known as “Sacajewea,” we would like […]
Editorials 80 IN WHICH WE BOOKED A TRIP TO MALDIVES August 6th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, yeah, it turns out there’s a burgeoning metal scene […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 JOHN 5: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW April 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Anso DF There are two reasons that a John 5 interview could […]
Editorials 190 PREDICTION: KERRY KING TO COCKPUNCH DAVE MUSTAINE February 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF No one can fault Dave Mustaine for putting together a […]
Editorials 840 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON HOW HE GOT INTO METAL January 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Austerity Program play this Sunday January 31, in Brooklyn […]
New Stuff 400 THE NEW LITA FORD? November 18th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Some unorganized observations about this video by Australian shredder lady […]
Br00tal-lists 220 THE TOP 10 GUITARISTS OF THE SHRED ERA September 29th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Another day, another silly but undeniably fun Top 10 list […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Editorials 710 ON MICHAEL JACKSON June 26th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding disrespectful: we cannot look at […]
Cinemetal 90 GRANDMA ALWAYS TOLD ME TO EAT LOTS OF CHICKENFOOT June 15th, 2009 at 1:56pm Vince Neilstein So, Chickenfoot released a new video last week. Chickenfoot of […]
...And F*ck You Too 850 All My Heroes Have Failed Me June 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now here’s a list for ya: Dave Mustaine – turned […]
...And F*ck You Too 190 JOHN DOLMAYAN GOTTA EAT, SON April 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Scars on Broadway didn’t work out. I’m still not entirely […]
What the...?? 270 METALLICA WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME BY… FLEA? March 20th, 2009 at 4:18pm Axl Rosenberg I know this probably too much Metallica news for one […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Editorials 80 LIMP BIZKIT TO RELEASE DVD: MORE PROOF THAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN NUREMBERG January 15th, 2008 at 12:56pm Axl Rosenberg Perennial MetalSucks favorites Limp Bizkit have announced the release of […]
Editorials 300 SMELLS LIKE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BULLSH*T: HOW KURT COBAIN NEARLY KILLED METAL December 15th, 2007 at 1:46pm Axl Rosenberg I remember exactly where I was the very first time […]
