Music Dorkery 0 Video: Christina Aguilera, Toto, No Doubt and More Covered in the Style of Ozzy Osbourne October 15th, 2017 at 2:50pm Vince Neilstein You’ll swear these were recently unearthed Ozzy B-sides.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross Will Release a Cover of John Carpenter’s Halloween Theme Tomorrow! October 12th, 2017 at 2:24pm Axl Rosenberg How appropriate!
Editorials 0 Nine Inch Nails Seize Their Second Breath August 1st, 2017 at 1:51pm Maximus Nearly 30 years into their career, the biggest cult band of all time is hitting their stride.
Cinemetal 0 Check Out The Agonist’s New Video for “The Raven Eyes” July 19th, 2017 at 1:13pm MetalSucks Stories of the renaissance plague doctors… or is it modern day plague doctors?
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Metal Songs About Batman June 28th, 2017 at 1:01pm MetalSucks These are the songs we deserve, if not the ones we need right now.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Wendy Dio Slams Gene Simmons for Attempting to Trademark the Devil Horns Hand Sign; Nikki Sixx Announces Intention to Trademark the Middle Finger June 16th, 2017 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg The only person who doesn’t think Gene Simmons is a horse’s ass is Gene Simmons.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s a Metal Version of the Theme from Wonder Woman June 7th, 2017 at 9:55am Axl Rosenberg The theme from the movie, not the TV show.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ministry “Borrow” New Album Title from Ice Cube May 26th, 2017 at 9:09am Axl Rosenberg So get the Kryptonite, ’cause I’m a rip tonight, ’cause I’m scarin’ ya, wanted by America.
Tour de Force 0 Goatwhore Announce Tour Dates with Anciients May 16th, 2017 at 11:22am Vince Neilstein How about some tour dates to go with that new song and album?
Worst Week Ever 0 Deftones Won’t Tour with Korn, Jason Newsted is Rich, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week May 5th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Baroness, Goatwhore, Megadeth, and more.
Megadick 0 Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine Says Risk Should Have Been a Solo Record, Completely Misjudges Why Everyone Hates It March 29th, 2017 at 1:09pm Axl Rosenberg It will be fun to see what bullshit he uses to justify Super Collider in twenty years.
Editorials 0 Report: Tool’s Music Finally Coming to Spotify, Apple Music, etc. March 24th, 2017 at 9:30am Vince Neilstein The band members are said to be in direct negotiations with the biggest streaming services.
Metal in the Media 0 Watch Metallica Sing Rihanna’s “Diamonds” in New Carpool Karaoke Trailer February 16th, 2017 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein Also: more footage of their karaoke session of “Enter Sandman” at a supermarket deli meat counter.
Metal Merch 0 What’s Your Favorite Vintage Metal T-Shirt? February 2nd, 2017 at 1:10pm MetalSucks We just hope you didn’t spend too much money on it.
Music Dorkery 0 Hey, It’s a Metal Version of George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” January 25th, 2017 at 1:34pm Vince Neilstein Also: Sexy Sax Man, because why not.
What the...?? 0 PayPal User Suspended for Purchasing an Isis Shirt December 15th, 2016 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll show the terrorists who’s boss.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Eleven Non-Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Includes Beyoncé, Kanye, Raffi, and more.
Editorials 0 Nickelback Force Canadian Police to Rescind Drunk Driving Threat, Confirm Their Status as Fartknockers December 3rd, 2016 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg Fair enough. We’ll just have to spend twice as much time reminding the band how terrible they are.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Vocalist Phil Lewis Quits L.A. Guns, Prepares Launch of L.A. Guns December 2nd, 2016 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg The Vicious Circle continues.
Breaking the Law 0 Canadian Police Department Institutes New Punishment for Drunk Drivers: Having to Listen to Nickelback November 29th, 2016 at 5:46pm Axl Rosenberg BRUTAL.
