Haterade 0 Ozzy Says Randy Rhoads Didn’t Like Eddie Van Halen: “He Didn’t Have a Nice Thing to Say” September 15th, 2022 at 11:51am Em Shadows Posthumous beef.
News 0 Ozzy Says Sharon’s Being Called Racist is Like “Being Accused of [Being] a Pedophile” September 8th, 2022 at 10:16am Hesher Keenan Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy…
News 0 Ozzy to Perform During an NFL Halftime Show Next Week September 4th, 2022 at 10:39am Hesher Keenan Get Ozzy some extra padding from the locker room, please.
News 0 Ozzy’s Return to the U.K. Will Be the Focus of a New Reality TV Show September 2nd, 2022 at 12:30pm Hesher Keenan Richard Cheese better do the intro music.
Haterade 0 Ted Nugent Hates on Ozzy’s Return to UK: “He’d Rather Live in Tyrant England Than in a Shooting Zone” September 1st, 2022 at 10:00am Em Shadows He isn’t a big fan of Los Angeles.
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Thought He Could “Never Perform Again” Following Health Issues August 29th, 2022 at 9:24am Hesher Keenan Getting old and being injured sucks.
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Once Took So Much Acid He Chatted with a Horse for an Hour August 24th, 2022 at 5:24pm Hesher Keenan Think Ozzy was more or less uncomprehendable while high on acid.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Tried to Get Jimmy Page to Guest on His New Album August 18th, 2022 at 9:47am Em Shadows It would have been a Yardbirds reunion.
Lost in the Mosh 0 Tony Iommi Explains Why Geezer Butler Wasn’t at Commonwealth Games Performance, Was Surprised Ozzy Could Attend August 15th, 2022 at 11:47am Em Shadows The duo reunited last week.
New Stuff 0 That 25-Foot Inflatable Ozzy is Going on Tour to Promote Patient Number 9 August 11th, 2022 at 3:46pm Hesher Keenan Lightweight boots of air, see it here or see it there.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Ozzy’s “Crazy Train” August 7th, 2022 at 10:00am Em Shadows They’re going all out for this one.
What the...?? 0 There’s a 25-Foot-Tall Inflatable Ozzy Outside of San Diego Comic-Con July 20th, 2022 at 1:47pm Emperor Rhombus Of course, now that he’s out of his original packaging, he’s worthless.
Eaten Back to Life 0 Ozzy Installs Bat Conservation Boxes at UK Home, Bats Understandably Cautious June 28th, 2022 at 8:36am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness welcomes the flying snack packs AHEM cute little critters.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy to Drop New Single “Patient Number 9” on Friday June 22nd, 2022 at 11:03am Emperor Rhombus Ozzy’s post suggests its video is animated by Spawn and Venom creator Todd McFarlane.
Crisis Averted 0 Sharon Says Ozzy Is “Doing Well” Post-Surgery, Thanks Fans for “Overwhelming Amount of Love and Support” June 14th, 2022 at 2:59pm Emperor Rhombus Right on.
News 0 Ozzy to Undergo Surgery Monday that Will “Determine the Rest of His Life” June 10th, 2022 at 8:31am Emperor Rhombus According to Sharon, Ozzy’s going in for a “major operation.”
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Confronts His Mortality: “My Time Is Going to Come” May 21st, 2022 at 8:23am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness ain’t afraid of the final bow.
Metal in the Media 0 Eagles of Death Metal’s Jesse Hughes Offers Emotional Testimony, Quotes Ozzy In Bataclan Attack Trial May 18th, 2022 at 8:27am Emperor Rhombus “I live a different life. I’ll never be the same.”
Haterade 0 Papa Roach’s Jacoby Shaddix Remembers Getting “Verbally Assassinated” by Sharon Osbourne For Starting Ozzfest Riot May 13th, 2022 at 1:42pm Emperor Rhombus Shaddix admits it was his bad.
Metal Mitzvah 0 Kelly Osbourne and Sid Wilson Are Expecting a Baby May 13th, 2022 at 9:27am Emperor Rhombus Mazel tov, you crazy kids.
