The Webernets 150 TWITTER-NATION! THE METAL EDITION February 11th, 2009 at 3:57pm Vince Neilstein Is Twitter the new Facebook (if Facebook was, in fact, […]
New Stuff 580 ZAKK WYLDE FORFEITS THE ABILITY TO EVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ANOTHER MUSICIAN, EVER February 6th, 2009 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg I had the displeasure of seeing Dope live once (don’t […]
Reunion Mania 670 F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK October 6th, 2008 at 2:38pm Axl Rosenberg “And the fifth angel blew his trumpet. And I saw […]
What the...?? 330 WES BORLAND JOINS MARILYN MANSON; HILARITY ENSUES August 15th, 2008 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg Marilyn Manson was always one of the most staunch anti-Limp […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Editorials 1170 RIKKI ROCKET: “I’M NOT A RAPIST! LET’S PARTY!” June 24th, 2008 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein Fresh from being exonerated of charges that he raped a […]
Cinemetal 90 FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS? MOTLEY CRUE’S THE DIRT MOVIE NOT MOVING FORWARD JUST YET June 20th, 2008 at 11:41am Axl Rosenberg Eventually, someone is going to adapt Motley Crue’s The Dirt […]
Reviews 320 ON NEW ALBUM WATERSHED, OPETH KEEPS IT SIMPLE, ALBEIT BRUTAL, AND BANDLEADER MIKAEL ÅKERFELDT PRESENTS US WITH SOME OF THE CHEESIEST LYRICS SINCE JOURNEY June 3rd, 2008 at 2:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt Yes, that’s right- Journey. I will give specific examples below… […]
Worst Week Ever 30 METALSUCKS WAXES ECSTATIC ABOUT THE PAST WEEK May 30th, 2008 at 5:07pm MetalSucks Welcome to our new weekly recap column… in which we […]
Cinemetal 320 TIME FOR THIS BAND TO REUNITE? WE HOPE SNOT. April 7th, 2008 at 4:23pm Axl Rosenberg Sonny Mayo’s sudden expulsion from Sevendust makes me worried that […]
Reunion Mania 20 HOW TO MAKE A REUNION TOUR SEEM A LOT LESS NOTEWORTHY April 2nd, 2008 at 3:01pm Vince Neilstein From the always astute pop-culture critics at Idolator: Weiland, the […]
Exclusive 1970 KANGAROOS, GODZILLA AND SUNBURN: SHADOWS FALL’S BRIAN FAIR GUEST BLOGS FOR METALSUCKS [ENTRY #1 – AUSTRALIA] March 24th, 2008 at 6:21pm MetalSucks [Boston-area metallers (and perennial MetalSucks faves) Shadows Fall have just […]
What the...?? 1080 ATTENTION METALCORE BANDS: FREE LASER TATTOO REMOVAL NEXT MONDAY IN BEVERLY HILLS February 21st, 2008 at 10:21am Vince Neilstein According to a press release, Dr. Tattoff is offering one […]
Editorials 6510 THE DECIBLOG NAMES THE “TOP 5 MUSICAL MOMENTS THAT MADE THE WORLD MORE DUMB” January 22nd, 2008 at 12:46pm Axl Rosenberg Epicurean vocalist John Laramy (pictured left) has done a guest […]
Editorials 80 LIMP BIZKIT TO RELEASE DVD: MORE PROOF THAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN NUREMBERG January 15th, 2008 at 12:56pm Axl Rosenberg Perennial MetalSucks favorites Limp Bizkit have announced the release of […]
Editorials 7090 METALSUCKS VS. METAL SLUDGE: REDUX January 8th, 2008 at 4:51pm Vince Neilstein Back in May, our own Axl Rosenberg wrote about the […]
Editorials 50 IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE ANY BAND SOUND LIKE NU METAL? January 8th, 2008 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg Normally Pelican is one of the last bands I’d ever […]
Editorials 170 (HED) P.E. ANNOUNCE “HEAVY HITTERS TOUR.” NO, YOU DON’T GET TO HIT THEM. January 7th, 2008 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg I was confused about about the name of this tour […]
Editorials 300 SMELLS LIKE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BULLSH*T: HOW KURT COBAIN NEARLY KILLED METAL December 15th, 2007 at 1:46pm Axl Rosenberg I remember exactly where I was the very first time […]
Editorials 30 TOP 10 METAL STARS TO DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN October 29th, 2007 at 11:49am Axl Rosenberg If you’re one of those people who a) doesn’t think […]
