Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Void Ritual: U Jam? August 7th, 2014 at 1:30pm Anso DF Allow us to answer for you: Yes, u jam!
Breaking the Law 0 Kid Rock is Not Happy That His D*ldo Has Been Subpoenaed August 5th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And he doesn’t even know what dildo the lawyers are talking about, so ppppfffftttt.
What the...?? 0 THIS is the eHarmony Commercial Fred Durst Directed?!?! July 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ?!?!?!
Cinemetal 0 The Irish Would Appreciate People Not Killing Any More Sweet Children O’ Theirs with Their Cars June 25th, 2014 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Where do we go now? To the morgue!
Cinemetal 0 Dave “‘Murica” Mustaine Records U.S. National Anthem for Conservative Documentary May 30th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg This oughta clear up any misconceptions about the Megadeth mainman’s political leanings.
Interviews 0 Grinding for a Cure: “F*ck Alzheimer’s!” February 19th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Help these Alz-Grinders fight Alzheimer’s.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is So Misunderstood January 30th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadeth mainman doesn’t wanna talk politics anymore because “so many people misinterpret what I say.”
Please Kill Me 0 The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.
Cinemetal 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Announcing Decibel’s 100th Issue Show: The Movie!!! September 12th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Watch the trailer for the limited edition DVD, which includes a ribald commentary track from Tony Foresta of Municipal Waste and Scott Hull, Blake Harrison and J.R. Hayes of Pig Destroyer.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Wants to Crowdfund a Lawsuit Against the French August 9th, 2013 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg Of course, he can’t help but be a prick about it.
Editorials 0 Ted Nugent Calls Trayvon Martin a “Thug,” Says “Non-Racist America Rejoices” Because George Zimmerman was Acquitted July 16th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Martin Luther King Jr. is rolling over in his grave” because of accusations that Zimmerman is a racist, writes The Nuge.
\m/ 0 WARNING: Do Not F*ck with Old Iron Maiden Fans April 30th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Elderly Stockholm couple charged with harassment after using “Afraid to Shoot Strangers” for the purposes of revenge.
Tour de Force 0 Maryland Deathfest: Set Times Revealed April 29th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg So if you miss your favorite bands, it’s nobody’s fault but your own.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 5, 2013 March 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks This week: new releases from Soilwork, Rotting Christ, Omnium Gatherum, and more.
Music Dorkery 0 Drummers — You MUST watch Ultimate Drumming Technique January 22nd, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s the Citizen Kane of instructional drum videos.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent Has Some Advice for Joe Biden January 2nd, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Red neck rocker pens an open letter to the VP. Or has someone else pen that letter for him. But he signed it and everything!
Editorials 0 U.S. State Department Comments on Randy Blythe Case December 10th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s not as exciting as it sounds.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Almost Made a Good Point November 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, he’s completely nuts, and thus did not manage to stick the landing.
Editorials 0 No Matter Who You Vote For, Make Sure You Vote November 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I think there’s, like, a big election or something happening today?
Cinemetal 0 DISPATCH FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH SAMMY HAGAR IS THE LEAD SINGER OF ALICE IN CHAINS October 19th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Hagar covers Alice in Chains.