Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste’s Anti-Donald Trump Shirt is the Best Thing Ever January 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I love that pro-Bernie Sanders All Shall […]
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
Editorials 0 What Will Happen When a Member of Metallica Dies? January 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The tl;dr version: it’ll be the biggest and most catastrophic event that has ever befallen metal.
Reviews 0 Review: Yellow Eyes Set Sick New Standard January 7th, 2016 at 2:30pm David Lee Rothmund “Sometimes the greatest revolution isn’t really a revolution.”
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Deftones, The Sword, Attila and Others Earn to Play Shows? January 7th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
New Stuff 0 Megadeth Release Title Track from Dystopia January 7th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Get here in and give it a listen.
Cinemetal 0 Rob Zombie Has Finally Edited 31 Down to an R Rating January 7th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Metalhead little brothers, rejoice.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Dissident Regressor, Sublime Eyes, Corpora January 7th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Three excellent new unsigned picks for ya.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: “Drone Syndrome” by Love Sex Machine January 7th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks REALLY FUCKING HEAVY.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Don’t Miss It: Blackosh’s Black Metal Booze, Whores January 7th, 2016 at 11:30am Anso DF One of the best albums of 2015 that may have been crowded off your radar.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Jim Breuer Announces “New” Band and Record Deal January 7th, 2016 at 10:30am Phil Boozeman Expect a mixture of his stand up and metal with a lot of Breuer screaming into a microphone at random pitches.
Metal Merch 0 Awesome New All Shall Perish Shirt Takes on Presidential Candidates January 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg #feelthebern
Metal in the Media 0 Presenting the Heavy Metal Press Release Mad Lib January 6th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since every press release is virtually identical anyway…
Admin 0 Announcing the Winter 2016 Unsigned Band Promopalooza! January 6th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks A mere $100 gets your unsigned bands exposure on some of the biggest websites in metal.
Metal Merch 0 Abbath Makes Snow Globes Now January 6th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The former Immortal frontman is now truly a Blizzard Beast At the Heart of Winter.
Metal in the Media 0 Sign This Petition for Newly Discovered Heavy Metal Element to Be Named “Lemmium” after Lemmy January 6th, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein After all, Lemmy was the embodiment of heavy metal itself.
New Stuff 0 Pop N’ Inverloch January 6th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces new album, streams title track.
Tour de Force 0 Holy Grail to Head Out on Tour With Black Tusk For Two Months This Winter/Spring January 6th, 2016 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein You headbang fast to one band, then you headbang slow to the next.
The Webernets 0 Turns Out All Sunn O))) Needed to be Interesting is a Little John Coltrane January 6th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get on the Co)))ltrane.
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