Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Nero Di Marte Prize Pack October 2nd, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Caption this morning photo of sad Alexi and win some stuff.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Grab Bag of CDs and Merch from the MetalSucks Mansion September 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Look at all those lovely mugs!
Metal Tech 0 Jason Newsted Decides He’s Just TOO Successful Since Leaving Metallica, Quits Social Networks September 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Facebook stock plummets.
The Webernets 0 Fun with Google Autocomplete and Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Metal Merch 0 If I Had a Lawn, I’d Decorate it with These Metal Gnomes September 19th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The more you gnome…
Rampant Rumors 0 Will There Be a New Lamb of God Album in Early 2015? Probably Not. September 19th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But maybe LATE 2015…
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Guest Columnist: Ben Eller of the “This is Why You Suck At Guitar” YouTube Channel on Why Your Vibrato Sucks September 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Face it, your vibrato stinks. Thankfully Ben Eller is here to save the day.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 did JOB FOR A COWBOY let metal nerds ruin their career??? September 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Sergeant D Yes, they’re “real metal” now… but maybe “real metal” isn’t such a great place to be *gulp*
Tweet Twat 0 Metal Celebrities React to the Death of Joan Rivers September 5th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Dave Mustaine, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Vernon Reid and more opine on the comedian’s death.
Reunion Mania 0 Divine Heresy is a Thing Again September 4th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Two questions: “What?” and “Why?”
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Outer Limits Hot Sauce Three-Pack!!!! September 2nd, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Jalapeno Lime! Serrano Cilantro! Habanero! So hot! SO DELICIOUS!!!
Studio Stuff 0 Some Pics of Slayer in the Studio with Producer Terry Date September 2nd, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The band is definitely recording their fifteenth album right now. Without Rick Rubin, for the first time in nearly 30 years.
Tour de Force 0 Here are the Dates for the First Byzantine Tour in Seven Years! August 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Nobody Beats The Byz.™
Contests 0 REMINDER: Entries Into the MetalSucks/Relapse Records Get Stabby with Iron Reagan Contest Due by September 12!!! August 29th, 2014 at 2:40pm MetalSucks Do you love Iron Reagan? Are you excited for their […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ape of God: New Old Man Gloom Album Coming in November! August 29th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg High fives!!!
This Sucks 0 The Faceless Were in a Van Accident in Canada August 22nd, 2014 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Everyone is OK!
Viral Vomit 0 Videos: Corey Taylor, Mike Portnoy, Charlie Benante and Other Metal Cebrities Taking the A.L.S. Ice Bucket Challenge August 21st, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Has the viral trend jumped the shark or does it not matter because it’s for a good cause?
This Sucks 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Posts Touching Tribute to Oderus Urungus August 16th, 2014 at 6:13pm Vince Neilstein The Lamb of God frontman’s always got a real way with words.
Contests 0 MetalSucks and Relapse Records Present the Get Stabby with Iron Reagan Contest! August 11th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Swap out cover stab victim Rudy Giuliani for any other person of your choice, and you could win some very special swag, including autographed copies of the album, free concert tickets, and a t-shirt!
