Exclusive 8260 METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DOWNLOAD WARBRINGER’S ENTIRE ONE BY ONE THE WICKED FALL DEMO FOR FREE!!! November 12th, 2007 at 1:34pm MetalSucks Thrash fans, have we got a treat for you: Warbringer’s […]
Reviews 40 DEMIRICOUS’ TWO (POVERTY) MAKES US WANNA START A BAR FIGHT November 8th, 2007 at 4:25pm Axl Rosenberg Demiricous played in Brooklyn last night and I couldn’t make […]
Editorials 110 LAMB OF GOD MAY ACTUALLY BE THE COOLEST BAND OF ALL TIME November 5th, 2007 at 3:46pm Axl Rosenberg It seems like every band in the world either wants […]
Editorials 60 SUPER FABULOUS TUESDAY IS HERE October 30th, 2007 at 7:16am Vince Neilstein If you’re a stalwart among the dwindling ranks of record […]
Editorials 50 NEW YORK CITY LIVE METAL SCENE HAVING A REALLY GOOD WEEK October 29th, 2007 at 2:21pm Kip Wingerschmidt As a matter of fact, this is the best week […]
Black Collar Workers 110 NOW RECORD LABELS DON’T WANT YOU LOOKING AT LYRICS ILLEGALLY October 29th, 2007 at 9:18am Axl Rosenberg Variety published the following report this morning: “MTV Networks is […]
Editorials 20 COVER BANDS WORTH YOUR TIME (AS MUCH AS COVER BANDS CAN BE): S L A Y W H O R E October 28th, 2007 at 12:01pm Kip Wingerschmidt Welcome to our new sporadic column in which we tell […]
Editorials 1 CANADIANS RARELY ROCK LIKE THEY’RE AMERICANS BUT PRIDE TIGER SURE DO GIVE IT THEIR FRICKIN’ ALL October 19th, 2007 at 12:07am Kip Wingerschmidt How do a bunch of categorically tepid Vancouver Canucks end […]
Cinemetal 110 DOKAKA: NOT JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR POOP October 18th, 2007 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know much about Dokaka other than the fact […] http://www.metalcovenant.com/humor/dokaka_angel_of_death.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Reviews 20 RHYTHM AMONGST THE CHAOS: TERROR ARE UNITERS, NOT DIVIDERS October 15th, 2007 at 9:26am Axl Rosenberg C’mon – you gotta love a band like Terror. They’re […]
Editorials 100 THE 50 BEST WAYS TO PISS OFF A METALHEAD October 12th, 2007 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg 1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil. 2. […]
Editorials 1 TERROR PROVIDE RHYTHM AMONG THE CHAOS September 27th, 2007 at 11:36am Axl Rosenberg I know that everyone’s really excited about the LoG/KsE/DevilD/Soil…work (couldn’t […]
Cinemetal 0 KEVIN TALLEY TERRORIZES JAPAN, GODZILLA-STYLE September 26th, 2007 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg Kevin Talley, like Josh Freese, is an awesome drummer who […]
Editorials 70 THIS GUITAR HERO III TRACK LISTING SHOULD MAKE METALHEADS HAPPY September 24th, 2007 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein The Syndicate has reported the final track listing for the […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1850 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A FREE COPY OF THE SOUNDTRACK TO ROB ZOMBIE’S HALLOWEEN September 21st, 2007 at 3:32pm Vince Neilstein Congratulations to last week’s winners, Krayton Easley, Sonja Newsome, and […]
Editorials 250 EVEN WE THINK A DETHKLOK TOUR IS RIDICULOUS September 20th, 2007 at 10:06am Axl Rosenberg Look: I think that we’ve made it clear that we […]
Editorials 30 WHO THE F*CK IS THE HEAVY METAL BOX FOR? September 19th, 2007 at 2:38pm Axl Rosenberg So on October 2, Rhino Records – who I think […]
Reviews 130 H.I.M.’S VENUS DOOM IS ANOTHER BITTERSWEET DOSE OF LOVE METAL September 18th, 2007 at 1:51pm Vince Neilstein “Love Metal,” the title of HIM’s 2003 release, really is […]
Editorials 20 “NEVER ENOUGH” DEMIRICOUS September 18th, 2007 at 11:54am Axl Rosenberg Our good friends over at Metal Injection report that Demiricous […]
Editorials 1 NEW DISAPPOINTMENTS FROM VADER, EXODUS September 6th, 2007 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg Vader have recorded a song for the forthcoming video game […]