Whoops 0 Comedian Bernie Clifton’s New Album Was Accidentally Printed with a Tracklist for Abhorrent Decimation April 26th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ostrich-themed performer is “fuming and furious” over the error.
\m/ 0 Here’s Our Alien Day Playlist April 26th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks These songs will break you open like a chestburster.
Metal Etiquette 0 Iron Maiden Weren’t Quite Censored For Their First Chinese Concert April 26th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Well, they were, but not egregiously.
Critical Condition 0 Review: Fallujah’s Dreamless is a Heavy-Dreamy Delight April 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm MetalSucks How does Dreamless stack up against Fallujah’s past release, The Flesh Prevails? Watch the video review to find out.
This Sucks 0 Kid Rock’s Personal Assistant Dies in ATV Crash on His Property April 26th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Tragic.
Black Collar Workers 0 Bus Owner Sues Scott Weiland’s Estate for $50,000 In Damages April 26th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus He insists that Weiland’s promises of what he seemed to be only watched the time go by.
Metal Etiquette 0 AC/DC Offers Refund for London Show Featuring Axl Rose April 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus That instills confidence!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Vale of Pnath’s “Blacker Than” April 26th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks How much more black can a song get? None. None more black.
This Sucks 0 Belphegor Cancel Russian Shows, Comment on Harassment at Airport April 26th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m a musician, not a fighter, especially in Russia,” says frontman Helmuth Lehner.
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon Selling More than 12,000 Metal Albums for Between $4 and $6! April 26th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Including releases by Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Opeth, Converge, and more!!!
Viral Vomit 0 Animaniacs Goes Metal! Shred Cover of the Cartoon Classic April 26th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein If you grew up in the ’90s, get in here.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Periphery Announce New Album, Periphery III: Select Difficulty April 26th, 2016 at 10:44am Axl Rosenberg AND new tour dates, INCLUDING SikTh’s first U.S. appearance!
Events 0 Something is Happening with Ozzfest April 26th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg An announcement for an announcement.
Black Collar Workers 0 Five Finger Death Punch are Being Sued by Their Record Label April 26th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus The suit claims that the band wants to make as much bank as possible before Ivan Moody’s addiction devours him.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Yeah, That’ll Be the Day April 25th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks These things will happen right around the time Hell freezes over.
This Sucks 0 Help Rustin Luther, Owner of Dallas Metal Club and Bassist of Urizen, Pay for Medical Expenses for Inoperable Brain Tumor April 25th, 2016 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein He can continue to live a normal life for as long as his condition can be managed.
New Stuff 0 Watch: Drought (IT) and “Fire” Make A Deadly Combination April 25th, 2016 at 3:30pm Anso DF Instant destruction and welcome rebirth spares not even black metal listeners
New Stuff 0 You Be’tter Be’lieve Be’lakor are Ba’ck April 25th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Be’llissimo!
Black Collar Workers 0 Nikki Sixx Wants Google to “Do The Right Thing” Over YouTube Royalty Rates April 25th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Defender of rock’s future or angry old man who wants more money? You decide.
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