\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top 11 Obscure Nu-Metal Albums Ever Made November 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because sometimes you have to dig down to the D-rate bands to find the truly good stuff!
New Stuff 0 Existential Animals New EP will Melt Your Face Off AND Dazzle You with Charm October 22nd, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Listen to the death metal band of MS contributor Dave Mustein!
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #23: Ozzy Osbourne October 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Speaking only of his solo material, the man put out six truly great albums in a row. SIX! What other artists, metal or otherwise, can that be said about?
Vicious Vacation 0 Ozzy Osbourne Promises Total Boredom, Playful Racism at New Festival October 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called Ozzfiesta. Because it’s in Mexico. Get it?
Viral Vomit 0 Focus Topics on Second Episode of Ziltoid TV: Boobies and Poop October 14th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Apparently these things are interesting to inhabitants of Ziltoidia. Or Devin Townsend just likes making adolescent jokes about them.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 STOP BEING A CHILDISH A$$H*LE ABOUT YOUR MUSIC “CAREER” September 17th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Just because you’ve been in a band and didn’t have the success you wanted or had to get a second job doesn’t mean “rock is dead.”
New Stuff 0 Another New Song From Christopher Amott’s Armageddon August 25th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The great “Equilizer.”
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Mutilation Rites’ Top Ten Show Stories August 8th, 2014 at 2:40pm MetalSucks The good, the bad, and the extremely drunk!
Cinemetal 0 What Would You Do if You Saw the Melvins’ King Buzzo Performing on the Subway? July 22nd, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because he did, for a web series! But it’s a little anti-climactic.
Vicious Vacation 0 The Top Fourteen Metal Things I Did in Japan July 1st, 2014 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein I’m baaaaack!
Music Dorkery 0 Watch Avenged Sevenfold’s Synyster Gates Shred over Gypsy Jazz June 6th, 2014 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Guy can play.
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Aborted’s Sven de Caluwe’s Top Ten Places to Visit and Eat At in the U.S. and Canada May 20th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Sven likes eating. And more eating. And even more eating. And ogling at weird people at Walmart.
Cinemetal 0 This Unofficial Video for Mastodon’s “Bedazzled Fingernails” is Amazing April 30th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg WOW.
\m/ 0 I’m Starving! Anyone Wanna Go Grab a Slice of GWAR Pizza? March 31st, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Brooklyn pizzeria pays tribute to Dave Brockie with three GWAR-themed slices.
Idol Listening 0 Tour Guides From Hell: The Absence Vocalist Jamie Stewart’s Top Ten Non-Metal Albums to Listen to While on a Death Metal Tour March 7th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks With playlist!
Idol Listening 0 Check Out This Playlist of Good Bands That “Blew It,” Compiled by the Melvins’ Buzz Osborne January 7th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do you agree with his picks?
Br00tal-lists 0 Vince Neilstein’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Party on, dudes.
Br00tal-lists 0 Axl Rosenberg’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg We are left to reflect.
Br00tal-lists 0 Anso DF’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Anso DF Grim as hell. Soft as snowflakes. Sighs or screaming. 2013: A season in extremes.