Ask Oderus 240 ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT GOR-GOR, DIMEBAG, SWINE FLU, EUROVISION AND MORE October 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It seems that Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is super-stoked on his […]
\m/ 120 IT DOESN’T GET MUCH MORE METAL THAN PLAYING INSIDE A STEEL BOX September 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Literally, inside a steel box — with no ventilation at […]
Rampant Rumors 200 HE IS LEGEND, LEGENDARY NO MORE? September 24th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein According to Lambgoat (who MS tipster Kye says “are about […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 260 EVEN MORE ANTHRAX DRAMA July 23rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some of you may already be sick of all this […]
New Stuff 530 SHADOWS FALL’S “KING OF NOTHING” > METALLICA’S “KING NOTHING” July 20th, 2009 at 4:32pm Axl Rosenberg METALLICA'S "KING NOTHING"">Word on the street is that the new Shadows Fall […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 APPARENTLY, DAN SPITZ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANTHRAX’S SUCCESS June 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shitballs. Former Anthrax guitarist and current Christian midget watchmaker […]
Reunion Mania 260 FAITH NO MORE, NOW RESTORED June 11th, 2009 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I won’t bore you with the specifics of the emotional […]
Reviews 40 AMERICAN ME KICK ASS, TAKE NAMES, KICK MORE ASS July 17th, 2008 at 10:21am Sammy O'Hagar Though action movies are usually geared toward the “SMASH THINGS!” […]
Reviews 50 WITH DEAD HANDS RISING’S EXPECT HELL: EXPECT NOTHING YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BEFORE May 8th, 2008 at 12:42pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I had occasion to hang out with some […]
Editorials 80 MAYBE BLEEDING THROUGH NEED A LITTLE MORE LIFE EXPERIENCE March 31st, 2008 at 11:56am Axl Rosenberg Devin Townsend is producing the new Bleeding Through album, titled […]
Cinemetal 100 THEY’RE CALLED DEATHWISH BRONSON. THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO. IF THAT DON’T INTRIGUE YOU, NOTHING WILL. March 11th, 2008 at 12:03pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have anything particularly nice to say about Deathwish […]
Cinemetal 120 WHAT WE ALL NEED IS A LITTLE MORE YNGWIE February 22nd, 2008 at 12:33pm Vince Neilstein Because really, nothing says “metal” quite like 256th-note chromatic runs, […]
Reviews 40 REVIEWS IN BRIEF: EGYPT CENTRAL, ONCE NOTHING February 11th, 2008 at 1:13pm Vince Neilstein Slowly but surely we’re whittling down the ceiling-high pile of […]
Editorials 40 MORE METAL FEUDS October 2nd, 2007 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg Ddddaaaammmmnnnnn. Who says rappers have all the fun? Two more […]
Editorials 70 AXL ROSE SAYS “THE TIMING COULDN’T BE BETTER” TO APPEAR ON NEW SEBASTIAN BACH ALBUM… SINCE HE APPARENTLY HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO August 21st, 2007 at 12:52pm Axl Rosenberg As reported by the Distinguished Mr. Neilstein yesterday, Axl Rose […]
Editorials 40 MORE VAN HALEN TOMFOOLERY August 20th, 2007 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein Even though the images of Michael Anthony that were airbrushed […]
Editorials 30 ILL NINO IS SPANISH FOR… NOTHING, REALLY April 25th, 2007 at 9:32am Axl Rosenberg Last year, the powers-that-be at Roadrunner Records came to their […]
Editorials 7590 If I Read One More Thing About Arcade Fire I Am Going To Puke March 6th, 2007 at 11:33am Vince Neilstein Most horribly overrated band. EVER. Ugh. This shit makes me […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Death Angel Releases Statement About Tour Cancellation After Drummer’s Remarks August 15th, 2024 at 9:51am Haela Huntress There is absolutely nothing more metal than ending a statement with the word “Respectfully,” is there?
Coronavirus 0 Following a Senator’s Inquiry Request, Ticketmaster Decides They’ll Offer Refunds After All April 18th, 2020 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Surely, the two events are nothing more than coincidental.
