Hipsters Out Of Metal! 250 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “DIGGING THE GRAVE” August 9th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
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Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “RICOCHET” August 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 500 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “LAND OF SUNSHINE” August 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
What the...?? 120 METAL MUSICIAN RORSCHACH TESTS August 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I haven’t a clue how the folks (folk?) at Blot […]
Freeloader 100 FREELOADER: A THROATRUINER THREESOME March 25th, 2011 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader” in which we […]
New Stuff 170 NEW MUSIC FROM UNEXPECT, AMON AMARTH, PRIMORDIAL, THE AMENTA, COLLOSSEUM, YOUNG WIDOWS AND THE FAMINE! March 11th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein It must be that time of year, because new metal […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: OAKHELM, ECHTRA January 11th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Oakhelm Echtra Label – Forest Moon Special Products Release Date […]
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Reviews 320 WELCOME TO HELL: DEATHSPELL OMEGA’S BRILLIANT PARACLETUS December 2nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Boundaries weren’t made for bands like Deathspell Omega. That may […]
Readers' Choice 230 YOU MUSTH WATCH THIS VIDEO June 30th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg According to the ol’ Wikipedia, musth is “periodic condition in […]
Interviews 380 HOW THE HELL DID GARY SUAREZ LAND AN INTERVIEW WITH MIKE PATTON? April 29th, 2010 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez It’s true. I interviewed Mike Patton. Do I even need […]
Cinemetal 80 BUT WHERE DID THEY GET THAT PORTA-POTTY? April 14th, 2010 at 10:59am Vince Neilstein Cosmo Lee of Invisible Oranges wrote an editorial a few […]
Hardcore Super Starr 3110 Hardcore Super Starr: Adult Film Actress Bobbi Starr on the Top Ten Metal Bands She Wishes Would Gangbang Her March 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello MetalSucks readers! I realize that most of you don’t […]
Reviews 230 BLACKJAZZ, A SHINING EXAMPLE THAT INDUSTRIAL METAL CAN STILL BE AWESOME AND AWE-INSPIRING March 2nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez Though much lauded by critics, Fear Factory’s Mechanize served mainly […]
Reviews 400 COREY’S JANUARY 2010 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST February 1st, 2010 at 11:49am Corey Mitchell Last year, I got way too busy with this thing […]
Reviews 1060 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: AXL REVIEWS IWABO’S IT’S ALL HAPPENING December 21st, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If I had the world’s worst case of ADHD and […]
Cinemetal 120 ALL MY MIKE PATTONS December 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s something about you probably don’t care to know: I […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Br00tal-lists 340 35 OTHER CRAZY FISTS October 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In honor of Alaskan metalcore band 36 Crazyfists’ new DVD, […]