Editorials 500 WHAT IS IT WITH DRUMMERS WEARING BASKETBALL JERSEYS? June 23rd, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Why is it that drummers have a habit of wearing […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH DINO WON THE WAR June 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if everyone to whom we give endless […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 OTHER AWARDS THAT YOU COULD NAME AFTER HEAVY METAL MUSICIANS June 3rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Amy Sciarretto from Noisecreep reports that Birmingham City […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 440 SEPULTURA REUNION: DECODING MAX’S ANTI-ANDREAS BOMBSHELL June 1st, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF I’m not so naive as to think that in any […]
Tour de Force 210 IS THIS THE WORST TOUR OF THE SUMMER? May 11th, 2010 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg After I actually shaved a decade off my life by […]
New Stuff 330 LUCKILY FOR EYES SET TO KILL, “THE LISTENING” IS ONLY THE SECOND-WORST SONG I’VE HEARD TODAY May 3rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten some press releases about Eyes Set to Kill […]
New Stuff 720 “WHY TRY” AND EVEN LISTEN TO THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SONG? May 3rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know. I don’t know I don’t know I […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 I BET THOSE BULLS MAKE A LOTTA SH*T April 30th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week we got to hang out with Nevermore’s […]
Contests 7560 TELL US THE SCARIEST HEADLINE YOU COULD EVER SEE ON METALSUCKS, WIN A GUITAR FROM IBANEZ AND JOB FOR A COWBOY! March 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Modern death metal masters Job for a Cowboy are kicking […]
Tour de Force 650 IWRESTLEDTHEDILLINGERESCAPEPLANONCE January 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a scenario about which I often wonder. Let’s say […]
New Stuff 990 EVEN BY KORN STANDARDS, “MY TIME” IS A TERRIBLE SONG January 22nd, 2010 at 1:21pm Axl Rosenberg SMN just alerted me that a “fashionably “old school” Korn […]
The Webernets 300 YOUTUBE VOCAL COVERS: THE LIMP BIZKIT COLLECTION September 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein I love YouTube vocal covers. LOVE THEM! There’s something about […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 370 TALENTLESS HACK INSULTS FELLOW TALENTLESS HACK September 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg This is a story about a band I don’t care […]
The Webernets 360 THE DECIBLOG OUT-SUCKS METALSUCKS August 24th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg We’ve worked pretty hard to achieve our title of the […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 580 ROB FLYNN DIRECTS AESTHETICS OF HATE AT LIMP BIZKIT August 3rd, 2009 at 10:07am Vince Neilstein Uncle Vinnie is back; under a moon-lit sky at Saturday […]
Tour de Force 20 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT + IWRESTLEDABEARONCE: BETTER THAN AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH! April 3rd, 2009 at 10:05am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t yet seen The Human Abstract you’re missing […]
What the...?? 380 SOMEBODY SHOOT ME IN THE FACE: MARTY FRIEDMAN JOINS LIMP BIZKIT April 1st, 2009 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg Fuck me naked with a spoon. Last night we got […]
Reunion Mania 120 FAITH NO MORE ARE HEADLINING THE DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL March 2nd, 2009 at 4:05pm Axl Rosenberg Faith No Mania continues! Following the news that the legendary […]
Reunion Mania 360 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: COLD HAVE REUNITED February 25th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw Cold open for Marilyn Manson once. Even though […]
Reunion Mania 430 WE CALLED IT: WES BORLAND RE-JOINS LIMP SUCKIT February 12th, 2009 at 8:37am Axl Rosenberg Fuck Wes Borland, and fuck everyone who supported this lying […]
