New Stuff 0 Goo-ed Morning, Here’re Some Gastropods! July 30th, 2013 at 10:00am Dave Mustein All Shell Perish.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL Fest Is Approaching — And We’ll Attend! June 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF What will happen when a heavy metal beach bimbo treks to Quebec to jam wildly for a wknd? I’ve got $20 on “testicle severed by windmill.”
Interviews 0 Video: Metallica, Pantera, Anthrax, Stone Sour, Zakk Wylde and More Remember Jeff Hanneman May 7th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Live from the Revolver Golden Gods Awards black carpet.
Tour de Force 0 Heavy MTL Line-Up Announced March 26th, 2013 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s fest will include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Megadeth, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: And The Grammy Goes To … February 22nd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The 2013 Grammy Awards? More like Sham-my Anal-warts right?
Moppet Metal 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Baby Loves Abiotic February 11th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If all babies were this awesome, no one would ever grow up to be in Halestorm.
\m/ 0 Sign Our Petition to Nominate The Devin Townsend Project & Fear Factory’s ‘First Movement’ of Farts for a 2014 ‘Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance’ Grammy Award December 12th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Demand that the most important heavy metal recording of the 21st century receive the recognition it deserves!
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2012, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part VII December 7th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Pelican, Turisas, Shai Hulud, Wretched, 16, Pyramids, Angelus Apatrida, Ad Patres, Insain, Abstracter, Void Moon, End of September, Fisthammer, and Tear Out the Heart
...And F*ck You Too 0 Here are the Bullshit Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance” Grammy December 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Bullshit.
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JULY 10, 2012 July 10th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks I got an email from MetalSucks editorial stating that this […]
Lick My Label 0 DEVILDRIVER SIGN WITH… NAPALM?!? June 27th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg In the words of the great Vince Neilstein: “Wwwwaaaaat?” In […]
A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.10, “VALAR MORGHULIS” June 4th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Theon Greyjoy says, “Season finale! Time for some shit to […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: A KRUTCH FOR RECORD SALES April 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Not as many new metal releases this past week as […]
Tour de Force 0 INSOMNIUM ARE COMING BACK TO AMERICA! (AND SOME OTHER BANDS WILL BE THERE, TOO) April 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg GREAT NEWS!!! Insomnium will be returning to North America this […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: SLAVE TO THE DEMONOCRACY April 20th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Apologies for the lateness of the column this week; the […]
Freeloader 0 FREELOADER: UNITED KINGDOM EDITION April 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 RIGHT NOW! METALSUCKS LIVEBLOGS THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS April 11th, 2012 at 9:07pm Anso DF The Revolver Golden Gods Awards event is totally fun, so […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY YESTERDAY: APRIL 10, 2012 April 11th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vic Vaughn Hey Suck Nation! Welcome to this week’s Shit That Comes […]
Contests 0 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PAIR OF GENERAL SURGERY CDs! March 29th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Yeah so last week’s photo was pretty great, wasn’t it? […]
