The Webernets 560 HOW IS LOU REED THE SECOND YOUNGEST LOOKING DUDE IN THIS PHOTO? August 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The official website for the upcoming Metallica/Lou Reed collaboration has […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 710 METALLICA MADE A RECORD WITH LOU REED June 16th, 2011 at 12:23am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to post at such an odd hour, but this […]
Br00tal-lists 750 HERE ARE SOME MORE HINTS ABOUT OUR NEW LIST April 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday we told you that we’ve made another list for […]
Metal in the Media 70 APPARENTLY MIKE BORDIN DIDN’T WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE September 13th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Whenever I was home sick as a kid I’d entertain […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ACACIA STRAIN WERE ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOU A SALAD September 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I praised whomever came up with the moniker for […]
Editorials 230 OZZY THROWS SHARON UNDER THE BUS July 7th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s something interesting I just read on Blabbermouth. This is […]
Rampant Rumors 300 “AMERICAN CARNAGE” TOUR ABOUT TO BECOME “BIG THREE” TOUR? July 7th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The prospect of a Big Four tour is titillating mostly […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
Editorials 660 SIXTEEN MEMBERS OF THE BIG FOUR ALL PRETENDED THEY LIKED ONE ANOTHER LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS PHOTO June 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tonight is the first of the European Big Four shows, […]
Kingdom of Sorrow Sucks 360 ONE LAST POST FROM JAMEY JASTA BEFORE THE DAY IS THROUGH June 8th, 2010 at 11:59pm MetalSucks What’s up everyone! In celebration of the new KINGDOM OF […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 30 THE OSBOURNES DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR A CHANGE, ADD DAISLEY AND KERSLAKE BACK TO BLIZZARD AND DIARY May 17th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Remember in 2002, when Ozzy Osbourne reissued Blizzard of Ozz […]
Contests 2570 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT! February 11th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein They say mediocrity shouldn’t be rewarded but I really don’t […]
What the...?? 160 HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN’T? November 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 410 METALLICA AND MEGADETH GO TOGETHER LIKE ISRAELIS AND PALESTINIANS September 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why, it was just yesterday that Rob Trujillo was saying […]
Rampant Rumors 780 THE BIG FOUR TOUR ISN’T BULLSH*T AFTER ALL September 16th, 2009 at 10:31am Axl Rosenberg It was a mere two weeks ago that I was […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 F*CK YOU, GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN. F*CK YOU IN THE EAR. June 4th, 2009 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg One of the most disappointing aspects of Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
Editorials 280 RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT METALLICA’S RN’R HALL OF FAME INDUCTION April 6th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey y’all. First of all, thanks to everyone who wished […]
Contests 2290 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN PROTEST THE HERO’S FORTRESS AND KEZIA ON VINYL! October 2nd, 2008 at 6:39pm MetalSucks Congrats to the winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption […]
Reviews 30 ADAI’S …I CARRY SHOWS DOOMY PROMISE September 17th, 2008 at 3:05pm MetalSucks Between soaring inflation and a lagging economy, jobs disappearing and […]
Reviews 150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (AXL ROSENBERG’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg For seven glorious minutes and eight fantastic seconds, I thought […]
