Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 2) March 6th, 2019 at 2:24pm Rowdy Geirsson True Fennoscandian cultural insensitivity.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Super-Duper Serious Black Metal Band Teratism Refuses to Play with “Joke Band” Neckbeard Deathcamp February 21st, 2019 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg Band whose members use names like ‘Desekrator’ and ‘Murder’ say they will only play for a “sympathetic audience.”
Tour de Force 0 Sick Tour Alert: Avatar, Devin Townsend, Dance with the Dead, ’68 February 5th, 2019 at 1:23pm Vince Neilstein Coming this spring to North America.
Apocalyptic Anniversaries 0 Notable Metal Albums Celebrating Big Anniversaries in 2019 January 2nd, 2019 at 10:00am MetalSucks Includes Korn, Slipknot, Pantera, Slayer, Megadeth, Cannibal Corpse, and many more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Dredg are Planning a New Album and Tour in 2019!! December 10th, 2018 at 3:11pm Vince Neilstein First new album since 2011, first tour since 2014.
Br00tal-lists 0 MetalGF’s Top Twelve Albums of 2018 December 5th, 2018 at 3:33pm MetalSucks Includes Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: November 9, 2018 November 9th, 2018 at 9:30am Phil Boozeman Your one-stpo shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Psycroptic, August Burns Red, Anal Trump, Thomas Giles, All That Remains and many more.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Nothing Can Prepare You for Sigh’s Heir to Despair November 5th, 2018 at 4:24pm Axl Rosenberg Expect the unexpected.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 9: The Cream Will Rise to the Top Oh Yeeeah November 5th, 2018 at 4:22pm MetalSucks The Patriots beat the Packers, the Saints top the Rams and Joe Buck is still the worst announcer ever.
Editorials 0 New Jersey Venue Dingbatz Under Fire for Allowing Anti-Semitic Metal Band to Perform November 1st, 2018 at 3:11pm Vince Neilstein The band appeared on a compilation called “Satanic Skinhead: Declaration Of Anti-Semetic Terror.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Kat Katz Releases Final Statement on Her Split with Agoraphobic Nosebleed October 27th, 2018 at 12:31pm Axl Rosenberg “I am saddened that my decision to leave has caused additional strife, but despite that, I wish my former musical colleagues the best in their future endeavors.”
Interviews 0 “Humans Suck. We Need To Die.” An Interview with JBOT, The Braniac Behind Captured! By Robots October 17th, 2018 at 11:31am MetalSucks Featuring suffering, moped racing, and Big Noodle, the rescue bunny.
Guest Columns 0 Gorod Vocalist Julien Deyres Lists the Most Metal Pieces of Historic Art! October 16th, 2018 at 4:01pm MetalSucks These are some seriously brutal paintings.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: October 5, 2018 October 5th, 2018 at 9:32am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Behemoth, Withermoth, High on Fire, Monuments, Infestus and many more.
Sponsored 0 Rocktober is Here: Over 3,700 Rock and Metal CDs on Sale for as Low as $3.99! October 1st, 2018 at 2:08pm MetalSucks Albums by Slipknot, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Opeth and MANY, many more.
New Stuff 0 John Carpenter is Back with “The Shape Returns” from HalloweenSoundtrack September 19th, 2018 at 9:59am Vince Neilstein The godfather of synthwave returns with some seriously spooky shit.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Slayer: “Fuck it, We’re Just Gonna Tour Through 2019, Too” August 27th, 2018 at 9:50am Vince Neilstein They plan to tour the entire world.
Cinemetal 0 Glenn Danzig Just Signed Himself a Movie Deal August 9th, 2018 at 4:06pm Emperor Rhombus He’s going to write, direct, and compose music for an anthology based on his erotic comics. That’ll be…cool?
Metal Legacies 0 Rex Brown Releases Complete Statement Regarding the Death of Vinnie Paul July 5th, 2018 at 11:25am MetalSucks “I’ve been devastated, saddened, and shaken, almost beyond words, about the passing of my longtime brother in Pantera, Vincent Paul Abbott.”w
