...And F*ck You Too 0 Malevolent Creation Bassist Jay Black on President Barack Obama: “It’s Sad to Know That Our Country Has Been Run by a Muslim for This Long Now” July 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Cretinous imbecile.
New Stuff 0 The Armed are the Band America Deserves July 2nd, 2015 at 10:40am Maximus The Armed come out of nowhere to seize the hardcore throne.
New Stuff 0 Ramming Speed Release Edward Snowden-Inspired Track, “Don’t Let This Stay Here” June 26th, 2015 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg This is, without a doubt, the best song they’ve written to date.
The Webernets 0 Survey Shows Metalheads Less Likely To Give You Up, Let You Down, Run Around And Desert You June 12th, 2015 at 2:20pm Emperor Rhombus Which would you prefer to put up with, cheating or a little Rigor Mortis in the car?
Show Reviews 0 Show Review: The Most Psycho You Can Get In California Without Mike Muir May 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Jeff Treppel Obvious Sleep joke, but basically Psycho California is the riff-filled land.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Most Awful, Annoying Sounds Ever Recorded May 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Bad moments in awesome music. Get ready to cringe.
Cinemetal 0 Watch the Intense New Byzantine Video for “The Agonies” April 16th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The song targets the pain pill epidemic in the band’s native West Virginia.
Metal in the Media 0 The Funniest Quote Unlocking the Truth Will Ever Give March 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band takes a wistful look back at their youth.
This Sucks 0 Carcass Banned in Malaysia as a Result of “Lyrical Content” March 27th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg They had to look some words up in the dictionary, but they’re pretty sure the band’s lyrics aren’t Allah-friendly.
Cinemetal 0 Speaking of Bands That Take Their Name from Genitalia… March 12th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg “My name is Dick, and y’know, you can touch me.”
Breaking the Law 0 Black Sabbath’s Geezer Butler, Age 65, Arrested for Bar Brawl January 29th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Now THAT is one tough senior citizen.
\m/ 0 Read the Letter That Napalm Death’s Barney Greenway Wrote to the President of Indonesia January 28th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The reason for said letter? Greenway was trying to get a reduced sentence for a couple of Napalm Death fans on death row.
...And F*ck You Too 0 All That Remains’ Phil Labonte: “The Only People that Have a Legit Grievance when it Comes to Any Racial Slurs is the Black Community” January 21st, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Asians, Hispanics, and Inuit!
Tour de Force 0 Cult of Luna, Sleep and Pentagram Will Headline Psycho California Fest January 16th, 2015 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein Three-day metal festival bills itself as “a must see for fans of doom, heavy psych and sludge,” and it’s got an absolutely stacked lineup.
This Sucks 0 Arizona State Superintendent of Public Education to Rage Against the Machine: “F*ck You, I Won’t Do What You Tell Me!” January 7th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Old white guy threatens to cut school funding so he can maintain old white guys’ status as first-class citizens.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Cinemetal Review: It’s Elderly Blind Vet Vs. Werewolf in Late Phases November 25th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like a comedy, but it’s not very funny.
This Sucks 0 Some Crazies in the Russian Orthodox Church are Trying to Ban Cannibal Corpse From Touring in Russia September 19th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Sound familiar?
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Sunday To Get Uninvited September 14th, 2014 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt Sample some of the best bands from the killer lineup at this week’s Brooklyn doom/stoner metal festival…
Public Service Announcement 0 Ted “Nostradamus” Nugent Predicts 9/11 Anniversary Attacks, Advises Americans and Europeans to Stock Up on Firearms September 8th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Only assholes are outgunned!” warns the guitarist.
