New Stuff 0 Lord Mantis Admire a Prostitute’s Dental Work on “NTW” April 21st, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you don’t love this song, you hate women.
Events 0 Long-Awaited Supergroup Giraffe Tongue Orchestra Announces Live Debut April 21st, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg FINALLY.
This Sucks 0 Prince Found Dead at His Recording Studio in Minnesota April 21st, 2016 at 1:08pm MetalSucks He was only 57 years old, but had released a whopping 39 albums.
New Stuff 0 A “Eulogy” for Weekend Nachos April 21st, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The band is still breaking up, boo-hoo.
Metal Merch 0 Between the Buried and Me Make Terrariums Now April 21st, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Terror must be so bummed they didn’t think of this first.
Black Collar Workers 0 Iron Maiden are Making Insane Money on Their Current World Tour April 21st, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The veteran metallers are regularly grossing between $1 million and $3 million per show!
Viral Vomit 0 Dogs Covering Linkin Park’s “Numb” is Pretty Much the Greatest Thing Ever April 21st, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg And by “pretty much,” I mean “110%.”
What the...?? 0 Hundreds of Limp Bizkit Fans Show Up for Hoax Concert at Dayton, Ohio Sunoco Gas Station April 21st, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This past Tuesday rumors started circulating that Limp Bizkit would […]
Black Collar Workers 0 The Guns N’ Roses Reunion is Making Mad Bank, Son April 21st, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Cha-ching democracy.
Editorials 0 More Summer Slaughter 2016 Lineup Rumors: Suffocation, Revocation, Carnifex, Krisiun April 21st, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein They join Cannibal Corpse, Nile and After the Burial as this year’s rumored acts.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 Here’s a Playlist of Songs to Harsh Your Stoner Friend’s 4/20 Buzz April 20th, 2016 at 4:20pm Emperor Rhombus Happy 4/20, maaaaan.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Footage of Job For a Cowboy Performing Material from Sun Eater for the First Time Ever April 20th, 2016 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Rumor has it that the band has received plenty of lucrative offers for tours and festivals but, unfortunately, frontman Jonny Davy — who owns the JFAC name and brand — just isn’t interested.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Lita Ford Must Have Serious Back Problems April 20th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Someone get this poor lady a chair.
Reunion Mania 0 Hell YES, Demiricous are Coming Back April 20th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Finally!
\m/ 0 Watch: Mutoid Man Star in Old School Batman Parody “Punisher ’66” April 20th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman Starring not Thomas Jane as the Punisher.
New Stuff 0 Supergroup Gone is Gone Premiere Debut Single, “Violescent” April 20th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring members of Mastodon, Queens of the Stone Age, At the Drive-In, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Randy Blythe Wrote a Movie with Billy Bob Thornton April 20th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg They bonded over a love of Angelina Jolie and french fried pataters.
This Sucks 0 Financial Problems Cause Monuments to Pull Out of Tour with The Contortionist April 20th, 2016 at 1:00pm Phil Boozeman Leave it to money to ruin everything.
Cinemetal 0 Who Wants to be in Amon Amarth’s New Video? April 20th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Raise your horns if you’re interested.
Cinemetal 0 Exmortus Shreds the Road in Their “Let Us Roam” Video April 20th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Life is a highway, and they’re going to dump a piss bottle alongside it.