Cinemetal 0 DANGEROUS TOYS REUNION PLEASES SHADOWS FALL, ANTON OYVEY November 14th, 2008 at 5:02pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t done “Ask Anton OyVey” in awhile because Anton […]
Cinemetal 120 EVEN DIR EN GREY’S VIDEOS ARE JAPANESE TO ME November 10th, 2008 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein That I don’t know what the fuck “Dozing Green” is […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE APPOINTED OURSELVES “JOE METAL” October 17th, 2008 at 5:37pm MetalSucks Things are heating up in the U.S. presidential race, and […]
Blogronaut 410 BLOGRONAUT: BRAINWASHED BY THE MEDIA October 17th, 2008 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Yeah! Almost votin’ time! I mean boy, with my own […]
Cinemetal 40 A REALLY COOL ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO October 10th, 2008 at 12:28pm Vince Neilstein Headbanger’s Blog — the proprietor of which was so kind […]
Editorials 100 FOO FIGHTERS TELL JOHN MCCAIN TO F*CK OFF October 9th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, not quite. But I’d like to imagine that’s what […]
Blogronaut 180 BLOGRONAUT: WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? October 2nd, 2008 at 4:37pm MetalSucks [Welcome to the first installment of Blogronaut, in which the […]
Interviews 20 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MISERY SIGNALS BASSIST KYLE JOHNSON September 15th, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Misery Signals new album, Controller (Ferret), is a genre-defying act […]
Reviews 340 SHINEDOWN DEVOUR THE REST OF THE PACK WITH THE SOUND OF MADNESS September 10th, 2008 at 3:05pm Vince Neilstein If you’re br00taler than br00tal, stop reading this review right […]
Interviews 70 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH 36 CRAZYFISTS VOCALIST BROCK LINDOW September 10th, 2008 at 11:30am MetalSucks And so it is with great sadness that we come […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH THE DAY NEVER CAME August 22nd, 2008 at 5:33pm Axl Rosenberg Another day, another dollar. Or, rather, another week, more sucky […]
What the...?? 5490 WIGGER SLAM! August 13th, 2008 at 3:27pm Vince Neilstein The otherwise respectable reporters over at Metal Inquisition have had […]
Editorials 140 EXCLUSIVE PICS OF LADDER UP AN ASS! August 11th, 2008 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg Wow. That headline could attract a lot of Google traffic […]
Contests 860 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM NACHTMYSTIUM, TERROR AND HAIL OF BULLETS August 8th, 2008 at 3:19pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) was another […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Interviews 30 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ELUVEITIE MASTERMIND CHRIGEL GLANZMANN July 16th, 2008 at 1:25pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who went to the U.S. incarnation of this year’s […]
Reviews 60 IHSAHN’S GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL July 14th, 2008 at 12:26pm Sammy O'Hagar There’s a long history of a front man striking out […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH DISTURBED AND DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN ADDED YET MORE FUEL TO THE FIRE July 2nd, 2008 at 9:47pm Vince Neilstein Happy July 4th, everyone. Axl and I are closing down […]
This Sucks 180 SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK EMBARK ON SUCKY TOUR, RELEASE SUCKY ALBUM June 12th, 2008 at 10:29am Axl Rosenberg Official press release: Sucking with the balls-suck rock n’ roll […]
New Stuff 40 NEW MUSIC FROM WARSHIP, SUBMETHOD AND AGENDA OF SWINE June 11th, 2008 at 4:13pm Vince Neilstein Rather than harping on the same old bands around here, […]
