New Stuff 0 Brain Tentacles Offer Mind-Melting Metallic Jazz on Self-Titled Debut July 27th, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Move over Mike Patton; someone might have finally created a project more dynamic than anything you’ve ever been involved in.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Full Album Stream: Ghoul’s Dungeon Bastards July 27th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Listen to one of 2016’s strongest metal albums to date RIGHT FRIGGIN’ NOW.
New Stuff 0 Metal Cellist Helen Money Returns with New Track “Become Zero” July 27th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s moody, it’s entrancing, it’s propulsive, and it’s dramatic
Cinemetal 0 Nirnaeth’s “Nihil In Me” Video is a Perfect Display of What it is to Play Black Metal July 27th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Doughy dudes making funny faces while fake blood runs down their faded tattoos? Yeah, pretty much.
Reunion Mania 0 Guns N’ Roses Reunion Tour Already Booked “Far” Into 2017 July 27th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So says the tour’s production manager.
Viral Vomit 0 That Time Hillary Clinton Did Slam Metal Vocals July 27th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, “gurgles” more than sings, really…
New Stuff 0 Hell Night, Featuring Shadows Fall Vocalist Brian Fair, “Feed Hate” with a Little Help From Mama Mia! July 27th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Watching footage from this movie certainly fills me the urge to stomp on someone’s trachea.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Coroner Announces New Album for 2017, Fancy Boxset in Fall July 27th, 2016 at 11:00am Anso DF Will their guitarist produce? Are its words written by their departed lyricist? Any guests?
New Stuff 0 Dysrhythmia’s “Internal/Eternal” Will Rock Your Insides Forever July 27th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Instrumental trio’s new song offers “fiddly technical delights.”
Events 0 Metallica Announce Free New York Show July 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus I know so many of you were planning to go to the Global Citizen festival already…
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Black Metal a CHRISTIAN RECRUITMENT TOOL?!?!?! July 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Was metal’s most satanic genre started to make young people accept Jesus?
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! July 26th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tell us what this ridiculous logo says for your chance to win a bunch of CDs, books, and assorted knick-knacks!
New Stuff 0 Norwegian Crust/Metal Band Nag Debut Some “Ancient Wisdom” With Their Punk-Influenced Grit July 26th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Nag doesn’t mean what you think it means.
Reviews 0 Dunsmuir: A Clutch by Any Other Name July 26th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Definitely not a Clutch clone, but pretty close.
Book Reviews 0 Lord of the C**k Rings: A Critical Look at Dave Brockie’s Towers Two RPG July 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Jeff Treppel The game includes many of Brockie’s and Gwar’s motifs, such as cannibalism, bestiality, phallic humor, pigs, blood and monsters with dumb names.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Fifty Seconds of New In Flames Music Actually Sounds Decent July 26th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Holy poo, what if the next In Flames album actually rocked?!?!
Viral Vomit 0 Pokémon Go-Themed King 810 Parody is an OHKO July 26th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did I use that right?
Editorials 0 Editorial: More Metal Musicians Should be Like Jason Newsted July 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The ex-Metallica bassist just launched an acoustic project and says he’s mostly done with metal now. More middle-aged musicians should do the same.
New Stuff 0 Alter Bridge’s New Song Proves Why They’re “Leaders” in Hard Rock July 26th, 2016 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Time to get angry about the fact that three of these guys used to be in Creed. Or, ya know, don’t get angry about it, because they rule.
Cinemetal 0 Black Crown Initiate Believe in the Healing Power of Crystals in the “Selves We Cannot Forgive” Video July 26th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Oh, nuclear winter Boba Fett, will you ever learn!
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