Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! July 26th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tell us what this ridiculous logo says for your chance to win a bunch of CDs, books, and assorted knick-knacks!
New Stuff 0 Norwegian Crust/Metal Band Nag Debut Some “Ancient Wisdom” With Their Punk-Influenced Grit July 26th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Nag doesn’t mean what you think it means.
Reviews 0 Dunsmuir: A Clutch by Any Other Name July 26th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Definitely not a Clutch clone, but pretty close.
Book Reviews 0 Lord of the C**k Rings: A Critical Look at Dave Brockie’s Towers Two RPG July 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Jeff Treppel The game includes many of Brockie’s and Gwar’s motifs, such as cannibalism, bestiality, phallic humor, pigs, blood and monsters with dumb names.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Fifty Seconds of New In Flames Music Actually Sounds Decent July 26th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Holy poo, what if the next In Flames album actually rocked?!?!
Viral Vomit 0 Pokémon Go-Themed King 810 Parody is an OHKO July 26th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did I use that right?
Editorials 0 Editorial: More Metal Musicians Should be Like Jason Newsted July 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The ex-Metallica bassist just launched an acoustic project and says he’s mostly done with metal now. More middle-aged musicians should do the same.
New Stuff 0 Alter Bridge’s New Song Proves Why They’re “Leaders” in Hard Rock July 26th, 2016 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Time to get angry about the fact that three of these guys used to be in Creed. Or, ya know, don’t get angry about it, because they rule.
Cinemetal 0 Black Crown Initiate Believe in the Healing Power of Crystals in the “Selves We Cannot Forgive” Video July 26th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Oh, nuclear winter Boba Fett, will you ever learn!
Black Collar Workers 0 An Appeal Has Been Filed in the Led Zeppelin Plagiarism Case July 26th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Ho boy.
Events 0 Obituary are Throwing a Kegger July 26th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Drink ’til you die!!!
Events 0 Insane Clown Posse Plot Million Juggalo March on Washington for 2017 July 26th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Send in the clowns.
New Stuff 0 Tardive Dyskinesia Offer Simple Technicality, Debut New Track “Thread of Life” July 26th, 2016 at 10:30am MetalSucks Harmonic Confusion actually sounds pretty good coming from these guys.
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Djent on a 22-String Harp July 26th, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Rob Scallon is back at it!
New Stuff 0 That’s “Serpent”ertainment: Eerie Blackens Stoner Metal July 25th, 2016 at 5:00pm Anso DF Pendulum swings from stoner metal back to black
Metal Merch 0 GWAR’s New Vodka Has A Deceptively Classy Name July 25th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus I was expecting something more like ‘Liver-Raping Booze-Jizz.’
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Deathcore Bands Use the Same Riffs July 25th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metal’s most eco-friendly genre?
Tour de Force 0 Tour Announcement: Pyrrhon, Plebleian Grandstand Team To Ream July 25th, 2016 at 3:30pm David Lee Rothmund One of those pairings that just feels right
New Stuff 0 “Up High”: Myrkur Brings Bathory to the Mausoleum July 25th, 2016 at 3:00pm Anso DF Myrkur dips into the BM canon for upcoming live album
Admin 0 Today: Rosetta Take Over the MetalSucks Instagram Account! July 25th, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Live from the massive Metal Days festival in Slovenia.
