Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 There’s a New Witchery Album on the Way September 23rd, 2016 at 10:58am Emperor Rhombus Hope it’s better than the last one!
This Sucks 0 Graveyard are Donezo September 23rd, 2016 at 10:54am Emperor Rhombus Say so long to everyone’s second-favorite Swedish sooooorta-metal band.
New Stuff 0 New Mithras Song “Odyssey’s End” Brings Some Much-Needed Death Metal Stomp and Groove September 23rd, 2016 at 10:49am Vince Neilstein It’s like an old-school Mithras track.
New Stuff 0 Call of the Void Ensure the Headbanging Goes “On and On” September 23rd, 2016 at 10:38am Emperor Rhombus Check to make sure you have all of your teeth after listening to this one.
...And F*ck You Too 0 You Can Take a “Libertarian Philosophy 101” Skype Lesson with Phil Labonte for Only $350! September 23rd, 2016 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein “Ever wondered the opinions of possibly the most politically informed and opinionated singer in rock and roll? Now is your chance to have the political conversation of your life with the man himself — Phil Labonte.”
Rampant Rumors 0 Chuck Billy Says He Didn’t Get Rob Dukes Fired From Exodus September 23rd, 2016 at 9:53am Emperor Rhombus We’re inclined to believe him.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 23, 2016 September 23rd, 2016 at 9:33am Anso DF Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases from Trap Them, Operation: Mindcrime, Sahg, Every Time I Diet, Sisters of Suffocation, Neurosis, Crobot, Giraffe Dong Orchestra, and tons more!!!
Lolz 0 Even Kerry King is Making Fun of Dave Mustaine at This Point September 23rd, 2016 at 9:31am Emperor Rhombus Kerry, we should hang!
Metal Mets 0 Watch: Anthrax’s Joey Belladonna Belts Out the National Anthem at a Chicago Cubs Game September 22nd, 2016 at 11:09pm Vince Neilstein And he does a really good job!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis Suing Prison Medical Team for $35 Million Because He Has Moobs Now September 22nd, 2016 at 10:12pm Axl Rosenberg Tit Lamboobies.
Poetry In Motion 0 Mötley Crüe Were Mötley Crüe’s Favorite Lyrical Topic September 22nd, 2016 at 3:06pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they should have been called ‘Mëta Crüe.’
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win the New Brain Tentacles, Survive and True Widow Albums From Relapse Records September 22nd, 2016 at 2:18pm Vince Neilstein “Aim those M&Ms right here.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe to Fill in for Eyehategod’s Mike IX Williams on Upcoming US Tour September 22nd, 2016 at 1:21pm Axl Rosenberg Williams can’t tour due to ongoing health issues.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Describing Metal Stars in Three Fictional Characters September 22nd, 2016 at 11:48am Emperor Rhombus Can you guess all ten from the characters alone?
The Webernets 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Says It’s a “Mindfuck” that the The Black Album Keeps Selling 5,000 Copies Every Week September 22nd, 2016 at 11:44am MetalSucks We agree! Who are these people??
Cinemetal 0 Asphyx are “Forerunners of the Apocalypse” September 22nd, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Fine video, killer song.
New Stuff 0 Stream the New Neurosis Record Right Fucking Now September 22nd, 2016 at 11:12am Emperor Rhombus Why are you reading this sub-headline when you could be streaming it?
New Stuff 0 Retro Hard Rock Band Tower Have Arrived, and they Just Want To “Party (Ready to Roll)” September 22nd, 2016 at 11:05am MetalSucks Wonder how Andrew W.K. would feel about this.
New Stuff 0 Youth Code’s Commitment to Complications is One of 2016’s Best Albums September 22nd, 2016 at 10:52am Vince Neilstein Where metal and ’90s industrial meet.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metal Band Manager Mike Mowery Breaks Down the Havok / Mustaine Management Contract Point by Point September 22nd, 2016 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein Was the contract fair or not? A veteran metal manager weighs in.
