Cinemetal 0 Watch a Cat Trip Balls in Mastodon’s “Asleep in the Deep” Video June 19th, 2015 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Prepare to be WHISKed away to a dream world full of magic.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon’s New Music Video is Going to Have Creepy Cats in It June 18th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein CATS, CATS and more CATS!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Drummer Phil Dubois Out of Revocation? June 15th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is a great sadness.
What the...?? 0 Here’s a VV IMPORTANT Update on the State of Robb Flynn’s Bowels June 5th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Warning: this post contains the phrases “non-stop-assquaking,” “exploding greenish-brown liquid out of my anal cavity with the same pressure as a-thumb-over-a-garden-hose,” and “green apple splatters.” Proceed cautiously.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 The Darkness: What Do You Think Of The New Album? June 3rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Anso DF Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Moisten!
Music Dorkery 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan News Round-Up: Band Plans to Retire Some Songs, Greg Puciato Gets Jodeci/Metallica Mash-Up Tattoo June 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Come and talk to this post, it really wants to know you, girl.
Metal Etiquette 0 Robb Flynn Is Literally Sh*tting Himself Onstage June 1st, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus If you’re at one of the South American shows and Robb winks at you, you now know why.
This Sucks 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan’s Ben Weinman Broke His Finger into Three Pieces May 29th, 2015 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein … and then he played a show.
Tweet Twat 0 Here to Bray: Korn’s Jonathan Davis Working on Country Music Project with Big & Rich May 28th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Nu-metal, dubstep, and now, country music. What genre will Davis conquer next? My money is on polka.
Editorials 0 What Other Legacy Bands Can Learn from KISS May 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “The Smartest Thing Paul Stanley Has Ever Said.”
Tweet Twat 0 The Black Dahlia Murder’s New Album is Dunzo May 19th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg No release date yet, but still!
Metal Merch 0 Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage May 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now even blind people will know you’re a total choad.
Metal Mysteries 0 Lamb of God Launch New Website Counting Down to… Something May 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a fun mystery for you junior sleuths to try and solve.
Tweet Twat 0 Watch Huntress’ Jill Janus Motörboat A Woman May 4th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus The singer promotes the Motörhead Motörboat Cruise the way we all expect her to.
Studio Stuff 0 This May or May Not Be New Tool Music May 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Adam Jones takes to Instagram to post fifteen seconds of… something.
Lick My Label 0 It Lives, It Breathes, It Stinks: Attila’s Chris Fronzak Signs Sh*stain on the Ass of the Universe May 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This band will make you throw up in your ass.
Tweet Twat 0 Definitive Proof That Lamb of God are Currently Writing Their New Album May 1st, 2015 at 3:38pm Axl Rosenberg High fives all around!
Studio Stuff 0 Lamb of God Commence Work on New Album April 24th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So suggests this ‘Gram of God.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Blood Command: In Studio Now! April 22nd, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Already?? Oh, actually: Finally!!!!
Studio Stuff 0 New Randy Blythe Vocals Are On Their Way, But Not With Lamb Of God April 17th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus He’s doing a guest spot on the new Sourvein record. Hell yes.