Level Up 0 Metal-Themed Video Game “Coffee Crisis” Coming Soon to a Sega Genesis Near You October 19th, 2016 at 9:44am Vince Neilstein Because vintage video games are the fucking best, this company is making a brand new one, and it’s METAL.
Tour de Force 0 Looks Like Kreator Will Headline Next Year’s Decibel Magazine Tour October 19th, 2016 at 9:25am Axl Rosenberg Herein, we present the font-ensic evidence.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Lamb of God EP Coming in December October 19th, 2016 at 9:11am Axl Rosenberg It’s called The Duke.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! October 18th, 2016 at 3:38pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, those are supposed to be letters from the English language.
New Stuff 0 “Anchors”: Listen to a Sweet New Burial in the Sky Track Featuring Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli October 18th, 2016 at 3:10pm Axl Rosenberg RIYL The Contortionist, Fallujah, etc.
Haterade 0 Here’s Attila’s New Video for “Let’s Get Abducted;” You Already Know What to Expect October 18th, 2016 at 2:50pm MetalSucks God, we wish they were abducted.
Viral Vomit 0 Evanescence and Smashmouth Rendered Tolerable by Droll Vocal Cover Mash-Up October 18th, 2016 at 2:39pm Axl Rosenberg So maybe there is a God after all.
Reunion Mania 0 Todd Jones Explains the Whole Nails “Hiatus” Thing October 18th, 2016 at 1:54pm Axl Rosenberg They should call their next album We Were Never on Hiat Us.
Tour de Force 0 August Burns Red Announce Messengers Tenth Anniversary Tour with Protest The Hero, In Hearts Wake, and ’68 October 18th, 2016 at 1:28pm Axl Rosenberg Is this good news? No, really, I’m asking.
Black Collar Workers 0 Spinal Tap Sue for Untapped Profits October 18th, 2016 at 1:13pm Axl Rosenberg Harry Shearer, who played Derek Smalls in the legendary movie, is seeking $125 million from Vivendi.
Metal Mysteries 0 New Conspiracy Theory Posits That Lemmy is Alive October 18th, 2016 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Sure, sure. He’s on an island with Elvis and Tupac, right?
New Stuff 0 Don’t Be Afraid to Listen to Animals as Leaders’ “Arithmophobia” October 18th, 2016 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg It’s really good, so long as you don’t suffer from instrumentalphobia.
Contests 0 Announcing the Seventh Almost-Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest!!! October 18th, 2016 at 11:25am MetalSucks Tell us why our site sucks and make us laugh, and you could have the keys to the kingdom for twenty-four hours.
Cinemetal 0 Vomit-Spewing Donald Trumpzilla Monster Stars in Puscifer’s New Music Video October 18th, 2016 at 11:04am Vince Neilstein Republicans always inspire the best art!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Decrepit Birth’s New Album is Complete October 18th, 2016 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg Presumably it will be released in 2017.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Marty Friedman Has 207 Demos Recorded for Next Album, Release Expected in 2017 October 18th, 2016 at 10:07am Vince Neilstein Guests on the album will include Mutoid Man (which member isn’t specified), Black Veil Brides guitarist and keyboardist Jinxx and Shining saxophonist Jørgen Munkeby.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 System of a Down are Jamming Together, Minus Serj October 18th, 2016 at 9:35am Vince Neilstein They’re getting ready for… SOMETHING! duhn duhn duhhhhhhhhnnn!
MSTV 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Whitney Moore” for October 10-17, 2016 October 18th, 2016 at 8:59am MetalSucks The funniest thing Korn’s Jonathan Davis has ever said, the truest thing Korn’s Jonathan Davis has ever said, the new Avenged Sevenfold song, the passing of Lord Mantis/Indian drummer Bill Bumgardner, and more.
This Sucks 0 Trap Them’s Ryan McKenney is the Latest Musician to Perform with Broken Feet October 17th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg What a trooper!
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 AxFacts: The History Behind MetalSucks’ Most Cherished Meme, Part 1 October 17th, 2016 at 2:45pm MetalSucks Chain sets out to shed light on the elaborate history of one of our most cherished memes.
