Editorials 0 What Will Happen When a Member of Metallica Dies? January 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The tl;dr version: it’ll be the biggest and most catastrophic event that has ever befallen metal.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Gun N’ Roses Will Just Have to Figure Out a Way to Survive Without Dj Slashba July 27th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band loses its ninth guitarist.
New Stuff 0 Ghost Take You “From the Pinnacle to the Pit” July 17th, 2015 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg New song barely even sounds like Ghost.
Cinemetal 0 Russian “Turbo Polka” Band Russkaja Release Bonkers Video for “Rock ‘n’ Roll Today” June 10th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In Russia, weed smokes you.
Where Are They Now? 0 Slipknot’s Old Masks: Where Are They Now? May 21st, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Say, what DOES the band do with these things once they’ve been retired/upgraded?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Are Type O Negative’s 5 Starter Jams? April 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Five years ago, Type O Negative ended. Here are five of their best for newbies and veterans!
Editorials 0 10 Essential Metal Albums to Get High To – Presented By G Pen: Torche, Meanderthal March 2nd, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Torche’s 2008 doom-pop breakthrough makes our list.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Stream The Human Abstract Guitarist A.J. Minette’s New Folk (!) EP in Full September 23rd, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Not metal at all! But really, really good.
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #29: Sykosis June 13th, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg WAI GAWD WAI?!
What the...?? 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Geoff Tate Covers “Lola” Wearing a Wig March 5th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein If ever there was something the Internet truly needs, this is it.
What the...?? 0 WTF Revelation of the Day: Shirley Temple’s Daughter Used to be the Bassist for the Melvins February 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Whoa.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Here’s a Picture of Slayer “Slayer”‘s New Line-Up July 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Here they are… Kerry, Tom, Gary, and Paul — The Slayers!!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Dream Theater Album Art Takes You to the Dark Side of the Moon July 9th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg How many fucks do YOU give?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 THIS IS THE NEW MANOWAR ALBUM ART? GEEZ, I NEVER WOULDA GUESSED October 8th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this year, Manowar released their new album, Lord of […]
Not Quite Metal? 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: NOT METAL July 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch To non-metal people, it must be distressing […]
\m/ 0 VIDEO: JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER SHREDS YNGWIE MALMSTEEN April 27th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg My ninth grade biology teacher was an aging hippie who […]
Editorials 0 Let’s Talk About This Tupac Shakur Hologram for a minute. April 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tupac Shakur has been dead for more than fifteen years. […]
Interviews 0 DALE CROVER: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW March 13th, 2012 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez I had to ask about the van. How could I […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 EXTREME IN JAPAN: THE NEW LIFE AND TIMES OF PORNOGRAFFITTI March 7th, 2012 at 10:30am Anso DF The important thing about Extreme’s breakthrough 1990 smash “More Than […]
