\m/ 0 Slipknot’s Sid Wilson is a Balla February 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Turntablist gives bar pianist an insanely big tip.
New Stuff 0 Karyn Crisis’ Gospel of the Witches Release First Song, Make You Cry for Your “Mother” December 17th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When news of Ephel Duath’s dissolution hit the webernetsophere last week, […]
Br00tal-lists 0 MetalGF’s Top Ten Non-Metal Albums of 2014 December 2nd, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks First Aid Kit! Bleachers! Jenny Lewis!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Which Teams are Playoff Bound? November 18th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Are the Cardinals legit? Can the Lions be trusted? Can the Patriots and Broncos continue their solid runs?
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!!! September 16th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guess this week’s unreadable band logo, win some stuff.
Metal in the Media 0 Want to Avoid Tinnitus? Study Says Forget Ear Plugs: Drink More Coffee! August 13th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Caffeine intake has been shown to reduce the risk of developing tinnitus.
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, The 30th Anniversary: “Fade to Black” July 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Corey Mitchell Corey blames Metallica for his choice of career, and it all started with “Fade To Black.”
Reviews 0 Trap Them’s Blissf*cker Will F*ck Your Bliss So Hard That It Will Split Apart And Grow Into Significantly More Bliss June 5th, 2014 at 12:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt This album will make sweet hott bliss-y f*ck to/in/beyond your earholes…
Cinemetal 0 Ben Affleck Sad Batman Meme Goes Metal May 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy depression, Batman!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ex-Celtic Frost/Triptykon Frontman Was Near Suicide April 21st, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF Although he won’t elaborate as to why.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Devil You Know’s “A New Beginning” April 4th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks For this band, failure was never an option — nor a possibility.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Failure’s Fantastic Planet Inducted Into The Hall of Fame! April 3rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The fireman calls out, “We’ve got another smokin’ album in the Decibel Hall of Fame!”
Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast #44: Special Guest Howard Jones of Devil You Know (ex-Killswitch Engage) March 31st, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Howard Jones, ex-Killswitch Engage and current Devil You Know vocalist, is our guest this week. We talk about his bout with depression, his reasons [...]
Reviews 0 Melana Chasmata: Only Triptykon is Real March 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus An early contender for Best Metal Album of 2014.
New Stuff 0 Kaunis Kuolematon’s “Kivisydän” is Killer March 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This post brought to you by the letter “K.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Triptykon and H.R. Giger Reunite for Melana Chasmata Album Art February 7th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Looks good n’ Gigery.
Br00tal-lists 0 Grim Kim’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks मृत्यु का वीभत्स नृत्य
Question of the Week 0 A QUESTION OF THE WEEK TO CALL OUR OWN! November 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Like a Question of the Week, but just for us readers! NO AXL & VINCE ALLOWED
Tour de Force 0 Tour Cancellation #1: Motörhead in Europe October 30th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause Lemmy ain’t better yet.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nikki Sixx: “We Never Asked Sebastian Bach to Join Mötley Crüe.” Sebastian Bach: “Liar liar pants on fire!” September 13th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg OLD LADY FIGHT!!!
