...And F*ck You Too 0 Fifty Metal Predictions for 2015 January 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball…
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #31: Deja Vu December 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know it’s gonna be great because it has a guest appearance by the dude from Attila.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 25, 2014 November 25th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Shop ’til you drop for Karne, Thomas Giles, Wayfarer (again), Attila, Cripper, Desecravity, and tons more!
New Stuff 0 Abysmal Dawn’s “Borem” Won’t Bore ‘Em October 17th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listening to the band’s new song is anything but hard work.
Viral Vomit 0 Someone Mashed-Up The Wolf of Wall Street with System of a Down Because The Internet October 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Speaking of “Chop Suey!”…
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Outer Limits Hot Sauce Three-Pack!!!! September 2nd, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Jalapeno Lime! Serrano Cilantro! Habanero! So hot! SO DELICIOUS!!!
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #30: The Bad Chapter August 28th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If u wish there was a disease that felt like CANCER meets PARKINSON’S, inject yourself with this
Black Collar Workers 0 This is How Much Money Black Sabbath, Nine Inch Nails, Whitechapel, Within Temptation and More Earn at Shows July 17th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Dolla dolla bill, y’all.
Metal Merch 0 I Declare War Declare War on the Memory of Chris Farley (NSFW) July 16th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “What did you do?!?”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 15, 2014 July 15th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund This week’s new releases include albums by Suicide Silence, Lazer/Wulf, Volumes, and more.
New Stuff 0 This New Vanna Song Rips! Wait, What? May 21st, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Vince is surprised by a band he previously dismissed.
Tour de Force 0 Insane Corpse Posse: Cannibal Corpse to Play Gathering of the Juggalos 2014 May 12th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That does it. I quit.
Reviews 0 De Mysteriis dom Safethanas: Mayhem’s Solid-but-Cautious Esoteric Warfare May 2nd, 2014 at 3:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Provides a good listen, despite a lack of urgency.
New Stuff 0 New Mayhem Track Sounds Like New Mayhem Track April 29th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Which is to say… it’s a Mayhem track.
Cinemetal 0 Animals as Leaders Drummer Matt Garstka Releases Rap Video as “Dirty D.” April 10th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is how he busts his nut.
New Stuff 0 Trap Them Trap You in their “Salted Crypt” April 8th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg New song will fuck your bliss.
Haterade 0 Conquer Divide’s Name Makes No Sense March 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But at least their music stinks.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! March 18th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, this one is really only semi-unreadable.
Tour de Force 0 Black Breath, Flotsam & Jetsam Latest Bands Rumored for Summer Slaughter 2014 March 12th, 2014 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg Could be… who knows…
