Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Prize Pack from Metal Blade Records! July 31st, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ghost Wineries.
Cinemetal 0 Kissin’ Dynamite is Your New Favorite Terrible Band July 30th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It would be a guilty pleasure, if we felt any guilt regarding pleasure.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 David Lee Roth, John 5, And You: A Crash Course July 29th, 2014 at 12:00pm Anso DF Diamond Dave and John 5 have a second album in the can. But what does it mean?
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy Montréal: 3 Weeks Til North America’s Best Fest July 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Anso DF We’ll be swingin’ our festicles all over Québec’s Metropolis on August 9-10
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Anso DF’s Best Of 2014 … So Fart June 18th, 2014 at 1:00pm Anso DF 2014 is a time for passion, says Anso DF
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Axl’s Best of 2014… So Far June 16th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg 2014 is half over! What’s been knocking our staff’s socks off this year?
New Stuff 0 Ill Niño Latest Artists to Completely Miss the Point of Scarface June 12th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In the words of John Mulaney, “I wonder if they’ve seen the end of the movie?”
Black Collar Workers 0 This is How Much Money Megadeth, Killswitch Engage, Behemoth, Avenged Sevenfold and More Earn at Shows May 28th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Recent box office figures for some popular metal bands.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: The $5 Million Album April 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Money can buy a shitload of happiness.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win an Anti-Mortem Prize Pack April 10th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein McPogocore?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 1, 2014 April 1st, 2014 at 12:30pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Austrian Death Machine, Pilgrim, Nux Vomica, and more.
New Stuff 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Finds Dio’s “Rainbow in the Dark” March 26th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This cover is like lightning… that will never bring you down.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Slightly Goldener Gods February 28th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Can you gather six nominees for Best Metal Vocalist? (Not your favorite randoms.)
Cinemetal 0 Sloppy Secondz’ “LA Deli” is the Best Hair Metal Song About a Deli Ever February 7th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dead-on mock video from Nick Kroll’s television show.
Cinemetal 0 Gus G.’s “Will Be Done” January 14th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Check out the Ozzy/Firewind guitarist’s first solo single, featuring vocalist Mats Levén (Candlesmass, ex-Yngwie Malmsteen/Therion).
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey August 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF A silly recap of the bands, the fans, and the fun of a huge metal fest!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 This Weekend: See You At Heavy MTL, Canada’s America-Sized, Girl-Packed Metal Fest August 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Workload, refreshments, and girls: Heavy MTL is made for America
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL Fest Is Approaching — And We’ll Attend! June 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF What will happen when a heavy metal beach bimbo treks to Quebec to jam wildly for a wknd? I’ve got $20 on “testicle severed by windmill.”
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Upside-Down Cross Contamination June 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Answer this magical, brain-busting Question Of The Week right now!
