Metal Etiquette 0 Heavy Metal Etiquette with Dr. Edward Anselmo November 2nd, 2016 at 12:01pm MetalSucks Dr. Anselmo provides you with some key points which will help ensure that you’re NEVER wrong about the music you love.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Marilyn Manson’s New Album May Have the Silliest Title Ever November 2nd, 2016 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg It’s not NOS4A2, but it’s along that same line of thinking.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Corey Taylor’s New Book Will Be About “How Batshit Crazy My Country is Right Now.” November 2nd, 2016 at 11:33am Vince Neilstein Taylor examines the rotting core of America, evaluating everything from politics and race relations to family and man buns.
Guest Columns 0 Guest Post: Toothgrinder Bassist Matt Arensdorf on the Importance of Video Games for Touring Musicians November 2nd, 2016 at 11:03am MetalSucks Toothgrinder’s bassist gets lost in “World of Warcraft” to help ease his mind and ensure he’s ready to put everything into the band’s performances each night.
Editorials 0 New Study Claims Musicians are Three Times More Likely to Suffer from Depression November 2nd, 2016 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg What came first… the music or the misery?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Man Must Die Cancel Shows, Part Ways with Drummer November 2nd, 2016 at 10:25am Vince Neilstein The band’s drummer bailed mere days before the shows were scheduled to start.
MSTV 0 14-String Guitarist Felix Martin Two Handed Tappity-Taps in a Forest November 2nd, 2016 at 10:04am Maximus Felix Martin’s tour with The Fine Constant starts tonight!
Music Dorkery 0 Video: String Orchestra Plays Tool’s “Stinkfist” November 2nd, 2016 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein I don’t want it. I just need it. To feel, to breathe, to know I’m alive.
\m/ 0 …And Crowdsurfing for All: Metallica’s “Doris” Gets Crazy During Bogota Concert November 2nd, 2016 at 9:31am Axl Rosenberg How did this happen???
Metal in the Media 0 Gwar Stop by the Howard Stern Wrap-Up Show, Cover One of Stern’s Sixth Grade Band’s Songs November 2nd, 2016 at 9:30am Vince Neilstein Howard Stern is still a thing?
Events 0 Revolver Magazine Announces the Return of Their Annual Music Awards Show November 1st, 2016 at 8:03pm MetalSucks The event will take place in New York City on December 13th, 2016.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! November 1st, 2016 at 4:47pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s is pretty easy…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mayhem Announce De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas Alive November 1st, 2016 at 4:40pm Axl Rosenberg Gene Simmons is not on it.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Boreworm, “Synapse” November 1st, 2016 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein Chunky, groovy death metal with an atmospheric flare.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon Have Finished Recording Their New Album, No Idea What It Will Sound Like November 1st, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Maybe it’ll sound like Pharrell meets 2 Chainz, or an acid jazz band.
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal, #25: Mark Riddick November 1st, 2016 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Few genres of music value visual art as much as metal does — and Riddick is one of the most recognizable, in-demand, and frequently-copied graphic artists working today.
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!” Played by a 40-Piece Orchestra November 1st, 2016 at 1:53pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like it should be in a spy movie!
New Stuff 0 “Mexico” by Danny Worsnop is No “Africa” by Toto November 1st, 2016 at 11:46am Axl Rosenberg Who the fuck is the target audience for this?
The Webernets 0 Avenged Sevenfold Explain Why They “Surprise” Released Their New Album The Stage November 1st, 2016 at 11:24am Vince Neilstein “A lot of the old ways people are doing things in music have become repetitive and boring to us.”
\m/ 0 Polka Cover of AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” Proves a Good Hook is a Good Hook No Matter What the Genre November 1st, 2016 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg From the creators of “Polka, Polka, Polka,” “Twin Lakes Polka,” “Kiss me Polka,” and “Polka Twist.”
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