The Webernets 0 Paul Waggoner Destroys Troll January 14th, 2017 at 8:04am MetalSucks The BTBAM message board was a very special place with no moderators and pictures of dicks everywhere.
Please Kill Me 0 My Shitting Addiction January 14th, 2017 at 8:03am MetalSucks “I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day.”
This Sucks 0 My Russian Mother Disowned Me. January 14th, 2017 at 8:02am MetalSucks “I AM CUM FROM SEX”
Please Kill Me 0 My Last Crack Bender January 14th, 2017 at 8:01am MetalSucks “my last crack bender was three years ago and when i smoke crack i like to really go the distance.”
Public Service Announcement 0 An Evening At Red Lobster Is No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:00am MetalSucks “Bring me 20 cheddar bay biscuits.”
Admin 0 Friendly Reminder: Tomorrow, ShredFlanders Runs MetalSucks for the Day! January 13th, 2017 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Make sure you swing by and check out his material!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 Cliff Burton Didn’t Love Iron Maiden, Brian Storm Trolls Martin Shkreli, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week January 13th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Other top stories this week include Morbid Angel’s newly-announced tour, Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s crazy ability to put butts in seats, and more.
Metal in the Media 0 DevilDriver’s Dez Fafara and His Mom Appeared in a Honda Commercial January 13th, 2017 at 3:11pm Vince Neilstein And they got paid fat dollas.
Editorials 0 Watch a Thirteen-Year-Old Girl Nail Meshuggah’s “Clockworks” on the Drums January 13th, 2017 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg But wait… are those tattoos real???
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Wants You to Know He Bought a Lambo January 13th, 2017 at 1:26pm Axl Rosenberg Overcompensating much, bruh?
Tour de Force 0 Seeker Announce Tour with Grindmother, Wvrm, and Cognitive January 13th, 2017 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg Is this the tour you’ve been SEEKing?
\m/ 0 Finnair Flight 666 Just Landed Safely in HEL on Friday the 13th January 13th, 2017 at 12:09pm Vince Neilstein The most metal flight of ALL TIME.
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Talking Puck with Danny Marino of The Agonist January 13th, 2017 at 11:53am Vincent Romanelli Also: we talk Winnipeg Jets, Alex Ovechkin’s latest milestone, our love for the Maple Leafs and the new King in Los Angeles.
Viral Vomit 0 Alvin and the Chipmunks Covering Suicidal Tendencies’ “Institutionalized” is Basically the Best Thing Ever January 13th, 2017 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg “I just wanted a hula hoop!”
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Witherfall, “Nobody Sleeps Here…” January 13th, 2017 at 11:18am MetalSucks For fans of: Nevermore, Iced Earth, Dream Theater, Opeth.
Cinemetal 0 “My Church is Black”: Listen to the First Single from Me and That Man, Nergal from Behemoth’s Country Project January 13th, 2017 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg Sounds kinda like a drunk Nick Cave.
Editorials 0 Video: Jared Dines Reviews Addresses Suicide Silence Clean Vocals Controversy in “Doris” Review January 13th, 2017 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg People are pissed about those high notes. People are dumb.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Angela Gossow Says She’s Starting Another Metal Band, New Arch Enemy Album Coming in 2017 January 13th, 2017 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein Also: a new Jeff Loomis solo album!
Tour de Force 0 Def Leppard, Poison and Tesla Announce Massive Spring Arena Tour January 13th, 2017 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein Do you wanna get rocked?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: January 13, 2017 January 13th, 2017 at 9:50am Anso DF Listen to all heavy new releases of the week! Start with Shaarimoth, Code Orange, Sepultura, The Drip, Black Anvil, Pain Of Salvation, Fides Inversa, Draugsol, and more.
0 - Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks
