Editorials 30 THE 101 RULES OF POWER METAL June 14th, 2007 at 3:07pm Vince Neilstein 1. You have one goal: be epic. 2. Let no […]
Editorials 1 THE NEW GREAT ANGRY SONG: DEW-SCENTED’S “THAT’S WHY I DESPISE YOU” June 14th, 2007 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg I don’t think anyone who reads this site has any […]
Editorials 1 MORGAN ROSE REALLY TRADED UP June 14th, 2007 at 10:21am Axl Rosenberg So, I had no idea that after Morgan Rose split […]
Album of the Day 1 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… DAYLIGHT DIES, DISMANTLING DEVOTION June 14th, 2007 at 9:26am Axl Rosenberg There’s a reason they call this “doom metal.” Moody, slow, […]
Editorials 30 VILE GUITARIST COLIN DAVIS: OUT OF HIS FRIGGIN’ SKULL June 13th, 2007 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As reported on Blabbermouth, Colin Davis, a guitarist I’ve never […]
Board to Death 50 BOARD TO DEATH: Korn June 13th, 2007 at 11:53am Axl Rosenberg Today we introduce a new column here at Metalsucks.net, “Board […]
Cinemetal 0 VIDEO OF THE DAY: RATT “LAY IT DOWN” ON JAPANESE TV June 13th, 2007 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein American rockstars, particularly hair metal bands, always make for extremely […]
Editorials 1 I GUESS IF ANGELINA JOLIE CAN PLAY A BLACK WOMAN, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE June 13th, 2007 at 10:57am Axl Rosenberg Angelina Jolie is playing Marianne Pearl, widow of beheaded Jewish […]
Editorials 0 BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! June 12th, 2007 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg So apparently Matt Tuck and the boys in Bullet for […]
Editorials 0 ROB ZOMBIE’S HALLOWEEN GETS A POSTER June 11th, 2007 at 1:36pm Axl Rosenberg C.H.U.D. has the poster for Rob Zombie’s new “re-imagining” (read: […]
Reviews 30 REVIEW: BLOODJINN’S THIS MACHINE RUNS ON EMPTY June 11th, 2007 at 10:06am Axl Rosenberg Bloodjinn (wow, what an awful name) find themselves in a […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 50 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK June 8th, 2007 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg Another week, another completely unreadable band logo. I wanna give […]
Editorials 5800 WHAT THE CRAP?! IS COREY TAYLOR THE NEW SINGER FOR ANTHRAX?! June 6th, 2007 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth reports that Slipknot/Stone Sour singer Corey Taylor has been […]
Editorials 30 METALOCALYPSE: THE BEST SHOW EVER? June 5th, 2007 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg I cannot believe it has taken me this long to […]
Editorials 40 WHITE LION: FORCED TO DROP OFF POISON/RATT TOUR DUE TO LEGAL BATTLE OVER NAME June 5th, 2007 at 9:58am Axl Rosenberg Here’s what’s kind of amazing to me about all these […]
Editorials 30 OZZY: MAYBE IT’S TIME TO BREAK IT OFF WITH ZAKK June 4th, 2007 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg When we were kids, here’s the debate Vince and I […]
Reviews 30 PIG DESTROYER’S PHANTOM LIMB WILL F**K YOUR SH*T UP June 4th, 2007 at 2:06pm Axl Rosenberg This is how it feels to be sucked into a […]
Editorials 0 A GOOD WEEKEND TO BE A GUNS N’ ROSES FAN June 4th, 2007 at 11:23am Axl Rosenberg Well, it has finally happened: Axl Rose’s “new” Guns N’ […]
Cinemetal 0 VIDEO OF THE DAY: STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, “BIG BANG BABY” June 1st, 2007 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein You can literally see the transformation of Stone Temple Pilots […]
Editorials 30 PERRY FARRELL BLAMES JANE’S ADDICTION BREAK-UP ON ROCKSTAR REALITY SHOW May 31st, 2007 at 2:24pm Axl Rosenberg Still, dude: that’s no excuse for Satellite Party. -AR
