This Sucks 0 Twenty-Four Hours Pass Without the Debut of a New Slipknot Song; President Obama Declares National State of Emergency October 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Dog food is a good source of protein, but no one wants to roll around in kitty litter,” remarks Shawn “Clown” Crahan.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Clown Explains Use of Camel Dung at Knotfest September 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “explains,” I mean “spouts a bunch of his usual profound-sounding nonsense.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ten Drummers We’d Be Happy to See Join Slipknot December 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Let’s play fantasy line-up change, shall we?
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot’s Clown Makes Clown Masks Now September 25th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg For the low, low price of jus $500!!!
Cinemetal 0 Hollywood Undead’s “Dead Bite” Video is the Funniest Comedy of the Summer August 13th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg NSFW, bruh.
What the...?? 0 That Does It, I’m Making a Coffee Table Book of Quotes from Slipknot’s Clown May 8th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I read interviews with this dude, I feel like he’s Chris Tucker and I’m Jackie Chan and no, I do not understand the words that are coming out of his mouth.
Cinemetal 0 Clown Offers Nonsensical Commentary for the Hollywood Undead Video He Directed January 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “How I Drove Traffic to Dziga Vertov’s Wikipedia Page.”
Cinemetal 0 Clown from Slipknot Directed the New Hollywood Undead Video December 11th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg He constructs a narrative the same way he speaks!
Rampant Rumors 0 PAUL GRAY-WRITTEN MATERIAL WILL APPEAR ON THE NEXT SLIPKNOT RECORD September 24th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Clown recently told Loudwire that “There are songs that [Paul Gray has] […]
This Sucks 0 PAUL GRAY’S DOCTOR CHARGED WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER September 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg In 2010, Slipknot bassist Paul Gray died from an accidental […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE
New Stuff 150 CLOWN UNVEILS ANOTHER NEW BAND, CONTINUES TO CONFUSE THE SH*T OUT OF US November 23rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I guess Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan is easily bored, because […]
Cinemetal 110 WHACK-A-DIRTY LITTLE RABBIT April 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw Dirty Little Rabbits live a couple of months […]
Everyone's Replaceable 350 SLIPKNOT’S CHRIS FEHN SEEKS (WILL) HAVEN April 2nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot always take extended breaks in-between albums; that downtime is […]
New Stuff 130 COHEED AND CLOWNIA February 18th, 2009 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot are out on tour with Coheed and Cambria right […]
Cinemetal 60 TO MY SURPRISE, THE DIRTY LITTLE RABBITS HAVE SIGNED WITH THE END October 14th, 2008 at 3:21pm Axl Rosenberg Headbanger’s Blog has revealed that Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan’s new […]
New Stuff 330 NEW SLIPKNOT MASKS LOOK MORE OR LESS LIKE THE OLD SLIPKNOT MASKS July 1st, 2008 at 11:07am Axl Rosenberg Hey, did you know that there’s a Slipknot cover band […]
What the...?? 7810 Does Anyone Know What the Hell Clown from Slipknot Is Talking About? May 30th, 2008 at 3:44pm Axl Rosenberg Look. I’ve made it clear before that I’m a Slipknot […]
