Editorials 1270 TEAR IT DOWN NOW: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE BREAKS DOWN THE BREAKDOWN January 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We’ve all been there. Tensions are high in some packed, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 120 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2010: BORN LOW, REINCARNAGE January 19th, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez Born Low Reincarnage Label – Reaper Records Release date – […]
The Hard R 1570 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE’S NON TOP 20 December 22nd, 2009 at 11:22am MetalSucks I’ve lost interest in metal. Playing it that is. I […]
Br00tal-lists 890 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP TWENTY ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez …and what a year it’s been! I wont bore you […]
Reviews 370 PORTAL & IMPETUOUS RITUAL: SOUTH OF HELL December 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Australia, for those of us in the US, is pretty […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 640 SLEEPING GIANT WANT YOU TO JOIN THEIR ARMY November 30th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I’ve really been digging some hardcore this year, thanks largely […]
Haterade 720 ALBACORE… HARDY HAR HAR November 30th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader tipped us off to the existence of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 THE OCEAN FIND A NEW SINGER AND ANNOUNCE THEY’LL BE RELEASING TWO ALBUMS IN 2010! November 10th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The MetalSucks proverbial wet-dreams of early ’08 (we have a […]
Haterade 630 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THIS VIDEO SHOOT November 9th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Oceano: congratulations! You are now only the second worst […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from […]
The Hard R 1570 THE HARD R: DALLAS ON THE EVOLUTION OF DEATHCORE, AND WHY IT’S SWEET AS HELL October 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Thanks to everyone who downloaded the package of Graphic Novel […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 OXBOW SING SONGS FOR THE FRENCH IN PARIS AND OTHER EUROPEAN CITIES TOO October 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez If you’ve made it through THIS AWESOME DAY so far, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 870 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE DAY October 23rd, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Hello. My name is Gary Suarez. You might remember me […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Admin 2600 SCRAPED THAT GENIUS OFF OUR WHEEL October 16th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We have fired Gary Suarez. There will be no more […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 100 EYELOVEYOU, EYEHATEGOD October 13th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I know I’m not alone in my excitement over the […]
\m/ 190 A GROYSE METSIE FROM EARACHE RECORDS October 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, for our non-Chosen readers: groyse metsie is […]
Music Dorkery 520 AXL ROSENBERG SHOULD JUST GO JOIN WAKING THE CADAVER September 18th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, then you’re probably aware […]
Contests 2970 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN EVERY TIME I DIE’S NEW CD NEW JUNK AESTHETIC AND A T-SHIRT September 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to the winners of last week’s funny photo caption […]
Contests 1770 OUR BEST CONTEST EVER, PART 2: FINALISTS TO TAKE OVER METALSUCKS FOR A DAY! August 18th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Alright, kiddies. Sorry for the delay – there were so […]
