Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Shtupped a Bunch of Video Game Characters March 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Nine Inch Nails, Slayer, and more.
Reviews 0 If You Gaze into Abyssal, Abyssal Will Pluck Out Your Goddamn Eyes February 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Dual reviews of the great and not-so-great releases from the UK blackened death metal blasphemers.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wanted Pancakes January 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Homophobia! Racism!! Adorable children!!! Top stories from the first real news cycle of 2013!!!!!
Greatest Hits 0 Peep These Awesome Pop Stars Gone Metal Shirts January 9th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The only way I’d ever buy Celine Dion merch.
Viral Vomit 0 Tears for Fears Shout at The Ocean December 5th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s mash-up time!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had a Terrific Sense of Humor November 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s top stories…
Metal Merch 0 Ann Coulter/Anal Cunt Stickers are Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever November 26th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg They make great stocking stuffers!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!
Greatest Hits 0 Rigged: Nile’s Karl Sanders August 7th, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks When looking at all these beautiful pictures of the stunning […]
Viral Vomit 0 METALLICA + HERBIE HANCOCK = “MASTER OF DOIN’ IT” July 5th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve said before that I’m pretty much over […]
The Webernets 0 PRETTY EIGHT MACHINE: NINE INCH NAILS IN 8-BIT June 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein I thought the whole rendering metal tracks in 8-bit fad […]
Necrolust 80 DEATH EVOCATION: IMPOSER, SWALLOWED, DEFAMER February 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In regards to the title: It would be super adorable […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 60 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: THE ROB ZOMBIE-FREE ZOMBIE ISSUE IS HERE! February 23rd, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Viral Vomit 230 KE$HA’S “TIK TOK” AND LAMB OF GOD’S “REDNECK” GO TOGETHER SURPRISINGLY WELL February 1st, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mash-ups have obviously been done to death, but every now […]
Metal Merch 210 LOUIS C.K. AND SAM KINISON GET THE HARDCORE SHIRT TREATMENT January 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember that awesome Larry David/Motörhead shirt mash-up that […]
Metal Merch 80 DOCTOR WHO HAS AN APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION January 12th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never gotten into Doctor Who, but if you have, […]
Viral Vomit 190 LILY ALLEN VS. KILLSWITCH ENGAGE July 28th, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein What ever happened with that whole Howard Jones scandal? KsE, […]
Viral Vomit 30 TODAY’S PRO-RASSLIN’ FIX: HULKBREED June 24th, 2011 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, there won’t be a new installment of “Landphil Marathon” […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Viral Vomit 860 Lady Gaga + Judas Priest = Lots of Angry Internet Nerds June 9th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month our own Leyla Ford admitted to being a […]
