Reviews 1050 COREY’S AUGUST 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) October 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Greatest Hits 750 Anthrax vs. Axl vs. Anso: The Worship Music Double Review September 12th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Few records could be as intrinsically polarizing as Anthrax’s Worship […]
Music Premieres 840 EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM: ALL SHALL PERISH’S THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS July 19th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Modern death metal fans, rejoice! All Shall Perish’s new album, […]
Music Dorkery 100 DANN HALEN (DARKEST HOUR! EX-DEP!) > VAN HALEN 2k11 July 6th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein No disrespect to our pal Anso DF — I mean […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 VAN HALEN: WELCOME TO BONER COUNTRY, POP. MARK TREMONTI July 5th, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF Van Halen, featuring the young squire Van Halen (left); Mark […]
Tour de Force 850 THIS MUST BE THE WORST LINE-UP FOR A FESTIVAL EVER June 22nd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Reader John Schwarz alerted us to the existence of the […]
Editorials 1100 GET OVER IT, METALHEAD: YOU WON. GRUNGE LOST. May 18th, 2011 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez Axl’s somewhat recent post on kiddie-pop starlet Miley Cyrus’ screwface-inducing […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 110 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: BONUS CONTENT FROM THE KILLING JOKE HALL OF FAME! May 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Editorials 860 THOUGHTS ON POT – METALHEADS LIGHTEN UP April 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell I’m probably the last guy around the MetalSucks Mansion that […]
Please Kill Me 190 METAL TAXING MAD: APPROPRIATE TUNAGE TO GET YOU THROUGH THOSE LAST MINUTE TAX PREPARATIONS April 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell Whether you’re a tri-corner hat wearing Teabagger who thinks […]
New Stuff 610 METAL DEFENDS THE HOMEFRONT, BUT DOESN’T DO SUCH A SWELL JOB March 23rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So this is pretty cool… in theory at least. Last […]
Interviews 210 LAZARUS A.D.’S JEFF PAULICK: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW… #2! January 26th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Photo by Robert Escue. Lazarus A.D. bassist/vocalist Jeff Paulick is […]
Unsigned and Unholy 160 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: A GOOD START TO 2011 January 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I predict that 2011 will be even better for unsigned […]
Black Collar Workers 430 A LOT OF PEOPLE OWN THE BLACK ALBUM January 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg From Classic Rock: “Metallica still have the biggest selling album […]
Viral Vomit 160 KARATE MOSHING HAS EVEN INFECTED VIDEO GAMES NOW November 15th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I thought that both Assassin’s Creed games were gorgeous to […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 470 SCHMUCKY ERNA CAN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE RIGHT October 29th, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when Schmucky Erna […]
New Stuff 150 LOOK, AXL SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ALTER BRIDGE! October 7th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Speaking of Slash: Vince and I caught his solo tour […]
Reviews 220 KNIGHTS OF THE ABYSS HUMBLY REQUEST THAT ALL YOU EVIL SHADOWY ORGANIZATIONS PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST TO STOP CONTROLLING POLITICS AND BANKING AND THE MEDIA August 19th, 2010 at 1:20pm Satan Rosenbloom On their first two albums, Knights of the Abyss followed […]
The Webernets 70 BEST GAME EVER OF THE WEEK: “HINDER OR METAL?” May 7th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Taken from the medical files of an average Hinder fan. […]
